Dale Burrell

Retired elevator mechanic. 41 years of service. Enjoying watching my grand grow up!

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[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂

Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims

Jeff Foxworthy writes.......

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

DO NOT SHARE THIS! 😁
ILHAN OMAR IS REPORTEDLY FURIOUS THAT PEOPLE KEEP CIRCULATING THE PHOTO OF HER WITHOUT HER HIJAB. SHE CLAIMS IT IS "DISRESPECTFUL TO HER AS A WOMAN, AS A CONGRESSWOMAN & TO HER RELIGION." SO LET'S BE CRYSTAL CLEAR: DO NOT SHARE IT! DO NOT REPOST IT!

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

For those that still don’t understand what Benghazi was all about:

🚨So here's the REAL story:

Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission.

Sec State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them. Not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in
Qatar by the CIA.

Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy.

It was the State Dept, NOT the CIA, that supplied the Stinger Missiles to our sworn enemies because Gen. Petraeus at CIA would not approve supplying the deadly missiles due to their potential use against commercial aircraft. So then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus when he refused to testify in support of Obama’s phony claim of a “spontaneous uprising caused by a YouTube video that insulted Muslims.”
Obama and Hillary committed TREASON!

THIS is what the investigation is all about, WHY she had a Private Server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and WHY Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was the result of the YouTube video, even though everyone KNEW it was not.

Furthermore, the Taliban knew that the administration had aided and abetted the enemy WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission, so they began pressuring (blackmailing) the Obama Administration to release five Taliban generals being held at Guantanamo.

Bowe Bergdahl was just a useful pawn used to cover the release of the Taliban generals. Everyone knew Bergdahl was a traitor but Obama used Bergdahl’s exchange for the five Taliban generals to cover that Obama was being coerced by the Taliban about the unauthorized Stinger Missile deal.

So we have a traitor as POTUS that is not only corrupt, but compromised, as well and a Sec of State that is a serial liar, who perjured herself multiple times at the Congressional Hearings on Benghazi. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft were called upon for help in Benghazi: because the administration knew that our enemies had Stinger Missiles that, if used to down those planes, would likely be traced back to the CIA cache in Qatar and then to the State Dept’s illegitimate arms deal in Libya.

Forward this again and again and again until everyone reads the true story of Benghazi.

[Kateri Seraphina @KateriSeraphina]

Anonyme : Je suis gérant d'une petite pizzeria de quartier. Samedi soir, un orage terrible s'abat sur la ville. Mon livreur, Victor, 19 ans, bosse tous les week-ends pour payer sa petite chambre d'étudiant. Il part livrer une commande de 60 euros dans les beaux quartiers.
Vingt minutes plus tard, il revient trempé jusqu'aux os, l'air abattu, avec les pizzas. "Chef, je suis désolé", me dit-il. "Le client a refusé la commande. Il a dit que j'avais 5 minutes de retard et que le carton extérieur était mouillé à cause de la pluie. Il a claqué la porte."
J'ai pris une serviette pour que Victor se sèche. J'ai pris les pizzas, je suis monté dans ma voiture et j'ai roulé jusqu'à la magnifique villa du client. J'ai sonné. Il a ouvert avec un sourire narquois : "Ah, le patron vient s'excuser en personne ?"
"Non Monsieur", je lui ai répondu. "Je viens vous dire que Victor se lève à 5h du matin pour ses études et risque sa vie en scooter sous la tempête pour que vous n'ayez pas à cuisiner. Vos 60 euros, je n'en veux pas. Par contre, votre adresse est désormais sur liste noire dans mon restaurant."
J'ai ramené les pizzas, on les a mangées toutes chaudes avec Victor dans la cuisine, et je l'ai payé triple pour sa soirée. Les jeunes qui se battent pour travailler sous la pluie méritent le respect absolu ! Partagez ce message si vous êtes fiers de la jeunesse qui travaille !