Burrito Religion

For burrito followers everywhere. Burritoness is next to Godliness. In the name of the Father-Burrito, his son Cheesus, and the Holy Guacamole

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

.@IJustFlyPlanes @gameism you're darned tootin' it is.

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

I was going to come back to twitter but my plans were foiled #burritoism

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

Follow Cheesus... And @burritoism

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

Burrit-oh no you DI'IN'T!!! #burritoreligion

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

That pizza definitely gave me food poisoning. Burrito God is certainly displeased

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

I'm eating pizza... I have sinned

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

Gonna wrap my feet in tin foil and make some burri-toes. #burrito #burritoreligion

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

@ClickHole nails it again http://t.co/9fkCvDGEq5 #burrito

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

Someday, we will meat Cheesus. #burritoreligion #burrito

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

It has bean a long time, but I have returned. #burritoreligion

[TIME @TIME]

The Ben & Jerry’s ice cream burrito is really, truly happening http://t.co/TUJdS6Py3s

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

What do you call a song about a burrito? A wrap. #ClassicJokeFriday

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

Burrit-oh-no-you-di'int.

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

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Burrito God will smile upon you if you donate to this poor (last chance for his species) rhino

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

Plz vaccinate (and eat burritos) https://t.co/b1X0L3iMxS

[Alan Henness @zeno001]

Ottawa mom defects from anti-vaccination camp when 7 kids fall ill http://t.co/xlOzmUgO76 #antivax cc @STOPAVN

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

@disLEXYuh worth it :)

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

@cloudbeach burrito God hears you.

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

bro put some LSD in your burrito and let's Tripotle.

[Burrito Religion @burritoism]

@iamBrandonaaron it's clearly excellent

[Tortilla @tortillauk]

It's #TortillaTuesday! Follow us and RT this tweet to be in with a chance of winning a burrito with chips and salsa for you and a friend!