Lána

bruh girl

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[𝒮𝒾𝓇𝑒𝓃 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ @spacebassbaby]

electric forest group camping names are something elseeee 😂

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Sometimes you gotta cut loose and have a ginger ale even though you’re not on a plane

[courtney echerd @CourtneyEcherd]

i’m obsessed with this. why now babe

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[Lána @BurroughsLana]

Calling Kroger “Bakers” to stay true to my roots

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[cory @coolmathgame_]

if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick

[Lána @BurroughsLana]

Imagine if snapchat showed you how many times you re-took the photo like BeReal does

[Lána @BurroughsLana]

*me to a playlist I made specifically for my music taste*
“wow I really like every song on this playlist”

[Lána @BurroughsLana]

It’s in the new terms and conditions:

we all have to learn to pronounce X Æ A-Xii in order to use Twitter

[brent @murrman5]

love the vet. love to hear the staff keep saying “the patient” and it’s a lizard.

[Lána @BurroughsLana]

I moved to country music city, I have no right to be upset when my friends don’t want to go to edm shows with me
I did this to myself

[Lána @BurroughsLana]

The girls who listened to Lily Allen and Nelly Furtado in grade school are all hot now

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me after i have a thought