Kate Kirton

Caught somewhere between Hell and Port Talbot.
Literature nerd. Equine enthusiast. Creature cuddler ❤

[Swansea Council @SwanseaCouncil]

Vigil at Swansea's Castle Square this evening at 6pm to allow people to pay their respects to the #ManchesterAttack victims

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

@tazzyd82 What have you done?!

[George North @George_North]

It's that time again. Pinch punch first day of the month no return white rabbits! 👌🏼👊🏼1️⃣📆❌↩️🐇.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I urge every young person to vote at #GE2017. 57% of you didn't vote in 2015. Please vote. It's your future that the Tories are stealing.

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

"If you have a nightmare, I'll kick it in the peanuts for you. Like 'ahhhh take that nightmare' right in the peanuts"
Heroic 4 year old 😂

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

"When you die Mummy, I'll go to your house and look after the cats. Because you'll still be living alone with cats won't you"

Cheers kiddo

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

The look of betrayal on Johns face when Greg disagrees with his judgement, utterly brilliant 😂😂
@MasterChefUK @GreggAWallace @JohnTorode1

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

Turns out, cider takes away pre flight nerves. Who knew

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Understand that the rest of the world puts both Kim Jong-un and Donald J. Trump into the same unbalanced, nuclear-armed state leader basket.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

.@realDonaldTrump, it’s time to fire @PressSec Sean Spicer. https://t.co/35sTqfkp1d

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

"Yea, I've seen your pokemon tho!"
One child to the other
Am I a bad parent to have laughed 😂

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

"White Zinfandel isn't holy"
"Talk to me after your first divorce"

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

Watching #MasterChef whilst eating bachelor's supernoodles. The irony is not lost on me.

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

Why are we unable to stop killing each other
#PrayForSyria

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

So how come Kennie B is suddenly rich?
#Corrie #itv

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

"You're looking well Kate"
Orite mate, I know I've put on weight, diet starts on Monday. Honest.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Discuss.

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

Polished off an entire packet of cookies in one sitting, just so I dont have to share with my kids.
I have real issues.
#mumlife #parenting

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

@rhicolls Shape on you!

[Kate Kirton @burt87]

@rchlcze Daily