Cris Peterson

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

[Cris Peterson @burtonman]

@Excellentsalvic shucks

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@SandraRodkey a casino or waste disposal facility

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@Irina_exh buy another dog

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@WorkElizab self respect

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@SarahWorkx absolutely. he's destroyed America's standing in the world better than any other president. #somuchwinning

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@WorkElizab Whew

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@steveth75737857 BidTiddy

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@itsrosesm nope

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@Sofia50020Sofia a dude in a dress. nice hair

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Forget sending anything from the US to Bermuda via FedEx. Customs is a tremendous, blind hassle and FedEx has a convoluted process that prevents any real information when your package will (or if it will) be delivered. Don’t bother.

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@Matt_Pinner Embarrassing

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@Matt_Pinner did you lose a bet?

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@Geniustechw eye wash in hell

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@atensnut Douche #5

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@Mr_Husky1 huge red flag

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@TrumpsHurricane Whew

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@theapplecycle Too bad it broke iMessage on all my devices

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Just updated to iOS 26.4 and MacOS 26.4. iMessage will not activate now. Anyone else having this problem? #applesupport

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@AntiWokeMemes He lost a bet

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@TrumpsHurricane Whew