Mason Burt

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[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

@mercari_app most of the time when I have a USPS label generated, I'm given the option to use a QR code at the post office since I have no printer. I just sold 3 items and used the same shipping method, but only 2 of the 3 gave the QR code option. The third email doesn't offer it

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

@LilNasX @CashApp $masonlburt #CashApp13plus

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

COMING HALLOWEEN 2022🎃

Rob Zombie presents "Dora the Explorer," starring Sheri Moon Zombie as Dora, Sheri Moon Zombie as Boots, a hologram of Sid Haig as Diego, and Sheri Moon Zombie as Swiper; you won't want to miss the carnage!

[Rated NC-17]

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

If Michael Myers sold compressed kief, he'd be a hash-slinging slasher.

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

Hi I'm doing PokéPortraits at $10 a head; DM me here or at IG @garbage_cat_art

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Hi dissociating I'm dad

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Are you an irritable farmer because u mad hoein'

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I'd NeVeR eAt VeGaN fOoD sHiT's GrOsS anyway lemme get a large fry

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'Cos you had a dad day
Your mower broke down
You tell a bad pun just to turn it around

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@ScottTheWoz https://t.co/SRPHV4P8oo

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@ScottTheWoz https://t.co/f6QFzK4cQR

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Milo acts like how I act when I mock how dogs act.

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They're playing the Tarzan soundtrack in this Walgreen's and I'm not emotionally prepared.

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

@CashSupport I made an eligible DoorDash purchase with the relevant boost applied, but a few mins later CashApp cancelled the charge and immediately re-processed it without the discount. Retroactively took back my boost. Why?

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

I'm wearing a Belphegor sweater with a Kero Kero Bonito t-shirt you can't hurt me

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

Please talk me out of buying a mandolin that I'm probably only ever going to use to play the Dragon Roost song from Wind Waker.

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

Those Wonder Ball commercials really manipulated us into thinking chocolate spheres filled with Flintstones vitamins was something we wanted

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

@blueoystercuck I haven't watched enough DuckTales, is Huey, Dewey or Louie the wild card?

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

And so the prophecy states that Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives will continue in perpetuity, never seeing cancellation, until the fateful day comes on which Guy Wateri finally awakens from his slumber to challenge his historic foe once more.

[Mason Burt @burty_deeds]

@Plague__Angel @sandavidcito 🖤🌹🖤