al-ameen aromire

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[Fico(Fan) @CFCFico]

“Kai Havertz won us the Champions League”

[IBRO OF KOGI👑 @ibrahimili69526]

Normalize Performing RUQUAH on Yourself Once in A while. Evil Eye is Real. You can do it Yourself.

With These 7 Steps, Don't wait for anyone. Perform it yourself and Don't Rush please:

[Bashir Ahmad, OON @BashirAhmaad]

Tentative dates – 2027

8/02/2027 — Ramadan begins
10/03/2027 — Eid al-Fitr
15/05/2027 — Day of Arafah
16/05/2027 — Eid al-Adha

May Allah bless us with long life.

[Edward Frank Morris 🦇 @ThatsEFM]

450 INTERNET SLANG TERMS YOU NEED TO KNOW IN 2026.

People talk in code online. You don't know the language? You're invisible.

Here's the entire dictionary:

1. GOAT - Greatest Of All Time
2. POV - Point Of View
3. FOMO - Fear Of Missing Out
4. YOLO - You Only Live Once
5. LOL - Laugh Out Loud
6. OMG - Oh My God
7. WTF - What The Fuck
8. IDK - I Don't Know
9. TBH - To Be Honest
10. NGL - Not Gonna Lie
11. IMO - In My Opinion
12. FR - For Real
13. IYKYK - If You Know, You Know
14. TL;DR - Too Long; Didn't Read
15. SMH - Shaking My Head
16. ICYMI - In Case You Missed It
17. BRB - Be Right Back
18. BTW - By The Way
19. DM - Direct Message
20. IRL - In Real Life
21. RN - Right Now
22. LMK - Let Me Know
23. ASAP - As Soon As Possible
24. JK - Just Kidding
25. NVM - Never Mind
26. LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off
27. AFK - Away From Keyboard
28. FYP - For You Page
29. BFF - Best Friends Forever
30. TMI - Too Much Information
31. W - Win / Winning
32. L - Loss / Losing
33. RATIO - When a Reply Gets More Engagement Than the Original Post
34. MID - Average / Not Impressive
35. SUS - Suspicious
36. BET - Okay / Agreed
37. BASED - Confidently Holding a View
38. NO CAP - No Lie
39. CAP - A Lie
40. RIZZ - Charm or Ability to Attract Someone
41. SLAY - Did Something Impressively Well
42. ATE - Did Something Extremely Well
43. FIRE - Excellent
44. COOKED - In Trouble / Finished
45. LET HIM COOK - Let Someone Continue
46. DELULU - Delusional / Unrealistically Optimistic
47. BRAINROT - Absurd or Addictive Internet Content
48. VIRAL - Spreading Rapidly Online
49. MEME - Shareable Internet Joke or Idea
50. CLICKBAIT - Content Designed to Make You Click
51. GOATED - Extremely Great / One of the Best
52. STAN - Super Fan
53. FLEX - Show Off
54. OOTD - Outfit Of The Day
55. GRWM - Get Ready With Me
56. AMA - Ask Me Anything
57. FTW - For The Win
58. OP - Original Poster
59. OC - Original Content
60. NSFW - Not Safe For Work
61. SFW - Safe For Work
62. LMFAO - Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
63. ROFL - Rolling On the Floor Laughing
64. WTH - What The Heck
65. OMFG - Oh My Fucking God
66. FRFR - For Real, For Real
67. ONG - On God
68. ISTG - I Swear To God
69. ATP - At This Point
70. IJBOL - I Just Burst Out Laughing
71. MFW - My Face When
72. TFW - That Feeling When
73. AFAIK - As Far As I Know
74. WBU - What About You?
75. HBU - How About You?
76. G2G - Got To Go
77. TTYL - Talk To You Later
78. Lurker - Someone Who Reads/Views Without Interacting
79. Doomscrolling - Endless Scrolling Through Negative or Stressful Content
80. Ragebait - Content Designed to Make People Angry and Engage
81. Engagement Bait - Content Designed to Force Likes, Comments, or Shares
82. Shadowban - Reduced Visibility of Content Without an Obvious Ban
83. Ratioed - Getting More Negative Engagement Than the Original Post
84. Receipts - Proof or Evidence
85. Clapback - A Sharp Response to Criticism
86. Cancel - Publicly Reject or Boycott Someone
87. Unfollow - Stop Following an Account
88. Mutuals - People Who Follow Each Other
89. Alt - Alternative Account
90. Throwaway - Temporary or Anonymous Account
91. Catfish - Someone Pretending to Be Someone Else Online
92. Troll - Someone Who Provokes Others Online
93. Bot - Automated Account or Program
94. Trend - Popular Topic or Format Spreading Online
95. Core - Aesthetic or Identity-Based Internet Trend
96. Canon Event - An Experience You Have to Go Through
97. Main Character - Someone Acting Like the Focus of Their Own Story
98. SKSKSK - An Excited or Overwhelmed Reaction
99. SHEESH - Expression of Amazement or Approval
100. SERVE - Look or Perform Extremely Well
101. DRIP - Stylish Clothing or Appearance
102. RIZZLER - Someone With Exceptional Rizz
103. W RIZZ - Good Charm / Good Game
104. L RIZZ - Bad Charm / No Game
105. GYATT - Exclamation About an Attractive Butt
106. SIGMA - Independent, Confident, or Unconventional Person
107. SIGMA GRINDSET - Extreme Focus on Success and Self-Improvement
108. NPC - Someone Acting Predictably or Without Originality
109. NPC ENERGY - Predictable or Repetitive Behavior
110. GOOFY - Silly or Weird
111. CRINGE - Embarrassing or Uncomfortable
112. PRESSED - Upset or Bothered
113. SALTY - Bitter or Upset
114. TRIGGERED - Strongly Upset by Something
115. UNHINGED - Wild, Extreme, or Unpredictable
116. CHAOTIC - Wild or Disorderly
117. WHOLESOME - Heartwarming or Positive
118. VALID - Reasonable or Acceptable
119. REAL - Strong Agreement or Relatability
120. REAL ONE - A Loyal or Genuine Person
121. WILD - Surprising, Shocking, or Extreme
122. BRUH - Reaction to Something Ridiculous
123. BRO - Casual Way to Address Someone
124. BLUD - Casual Slang for "Bro" or "Dude"
125. BESTIE - Friendly Term for a Friend
126. BUDDY - Casual Term for a Friend
127. MY GUY - Casual Way to Address Someone
128. NO WAY - Expression of Shock or Disbelief
129. AIN'T NO WAY - Strong Disbelief
130. BE SO FR - "Be So For Real" / Stop Being Ridiculous
131. BFFR - Be Fucking For Real
132. NO DIFF - Won Easily
133. LOW DIFF - Won With Little Difficulty
134. HIGH DIFF - Won With Significant Difficulty
135. DIFF - Difference in Skill or Performance
136. COOK - Do Something Very Well
137. WE'RE COOKED - Things Are Going Very Badly
138. WHO LET HIM COOK? - Questioning Someone's Bad Idea
139. LOCKED IN - Fully Focused
140. GRIND - Consistent Hard Work
141. GRINDSET - Mindset Focused on Constant Improvement
142. GLOW UP - Major Positive Transformation
143. LEVEL UP - Improve or Progress
144. FELL OFF - Lost Popularity or Quality
145. PEAK - Extremely Good / Best Possible
146. HIT DIFFERENT - Feels Especially Good or Different
147. SLEPT ON - Underrated or Not Given Enough Attention
148. UNDERRATED - Better Than People Realize
149. OVERRATED - Gets More Praise Than Deserved
150. VALIDATE - Confirm Someone's Opinion or Feelings
151. VIBE - Overall Feeling or Atmosphere
152. VIBES - Overall Mood or Energy
153. VIBE CHECK - Checking Someone's Mood or Energy
154. GOOD VIBES - Positive Energy
155. BAD VIBES - Negative Energy
156. AURA - Someone's Perceived Presence or Coolness
157. AURA POINTS - Humorous Points Given for Looking Cool
158. AURA FARMING - Deliberately Creating a Cool or Impressive Image
159. LORE - Background Story or Personal History
160. CHARACTER ARC - A Person's Change or Development
161. CANON - Officially Part of a Story or Situation
162. NON-CANON - Not Officially Part of the Story
163. HEADcanon - Personal Belief About a Character or Situation
164. SHIP - Support a Romantic Pairing
165. SHIPPING - Wanting Two People or Characters Together
166. FANUM TAX - Taking Some of Someone's Food as a Joke
167. STAN ACCOUNT - Account Dedicated to a Celebrity or Interest
168. FAN CAM - Short Edited Video Celebrating a Person
169. EDIT - Fan-Made Edited Video or Image
170. AMV - Anime Music Video
171. MUTUAL - Someone Who Follows You and You Follow Back
172. OOMF - One of My Followers / Friends
173. MOOT - Mutual Follower or Friend
174. PFP - Profile Picture
175. DP - Display Picture
176. UNIRONICALLY - Seriously, Without Irony
177. IRONICALLY - Done or Said for Humor or Irony
178. LITERALLY - Used for Emphasis, Sometimes Not Literally
179. LOWKEY - Somewhat or Secretly
180. HIGHKEY - Openly or Strongly
181. KINDA - Kind Of
182. SORTA - Sort Of
183. PROBABLY - Often Used Casually as "Prob"
184. VALIDATION - Confirmation or Approval
185. YAP - Talk Excessively
186. YAPPER - Someone Who Talks a Lot
187. YAPPING - Talking a Lot
188. YAP SESSION - Long Conversation
189. YAPOLOGY - A Humorous Apology for Talking Too Much
190. THREAD - Series of Connected Posts
191. THREADS - A Series of Connected Posts or the Social Platform
192. POST - Published Social Media Content
193. REPOST - Sharing Someone Else's Post
194. QUOTE TWEET - Reposting With Your Own Comment
195. REPLY GUY - Person Who Frequently Replies to Posts
196. ENGAGEMENT - Likes, Comments, Shares, Saves, etc.
197. IMPRESSIONS - Number of Times Content Was Displayed
198. REACH - Number of Unique People Who Saw Content
199. CTR - Click-Through Rate
200. CTA - Call To Action
201. UGC - User-Generated Content
202. KPI - Key Performance Indicator
203. SEO - Search Engine Optimization
204. SERP - Search Engine Results Page
205. DM SLIDE - Send Someone a Private Message
206. LINK IN BIO - Directing People to a Profile Link
207. BIO - Short Profile Description
208. HANDLE - Username on a Social Platform
209. TAG - Mention or Identify an Account
210. MENTION - Referencing Another User's Account
211. PINNED - Content Kept at the Top of a Profile
212. STORY - Temporary Social Media Post
213. HIGHLIGHT - Saved Stories Displayed on a Profile
214. REEL - Short-Form Video
215. SHORTS - Short-Form YouTube Videos
216. CAROUSEL - Post Containing Multiple Images or Slides
217. THUMBNAIL - Preview Image for a Video or Post
218. HOOK - Opening Designed to Capture Attention
219. RETENTION - How Long People Continue Watching Content
220. WATCH TIME - Total Time Spent Watching a Video
221. CONTENT CREATOR - Person Who Produces Online Content
222. INFLUENCER - Person Who Influences an Audience
223. MICRO-INFLUENCER - Creator With a Smaller, Focused Audience
224. NICHE - Specific Topic or Audience Category
225. CONTENT PILLAR - Main Topic a Creator Consistently Covers
226. DOXXING - Publishing Someone's Private Information Online
227. SWATTING - Making a False Emergency Report to Target Someone
228. PHISHING - Fraudulent Attempts to Steal Information
229. SCAM - Fraudulent Scheme
230. BAIT - Content Designed to Get a Reaction
231. TROLLING - Deliberately Provoking People Online
232. ENGAGEMENT FARMING - Artificially Generating Interactions
233. BOT FARM - Large Collection of Automated Accounts
234. ALT ACCOUNT - Secondary Account
235. FINSTA - Fake/Private Instagram Account
236. BURNER ACCOUNT - Temporary or Anonymous Account
237. DIGITAL FOOTPRINT - Information You Leave Online
238. TRENDING - Currently Popular
239. SHITPOST - Deliberately Absurd or Low-Effort Post
240. COPE - Excuse or Rationalization After a Disappointment
241. COPIUM - Imaginary "Drug" Representing Excessive Coping
242. SEETHE - Be Extremely Angry or Frustrated
243. MALD - Become Extremely Angry
244. TOUCH GRASS - Spend Less Time Online
245. CHRONICALLY ONLINE - Extremely Immersed in Internet Culture
246. TERMINALLY ONLINE - Excessively Influenced by Online Culture
247. BRAINROT CONTENT - Intentionally Absurd, Addictive Online Content
248. FRL - For Real
249. NFS - Not For Sale / Not For Sharing (context-dependent)
250. NFSW - Not For Sharing
251. OML - Oh My Lord
252. JFC - Jesus Fucking Christ
253. AF - As Fuck
254. ASF - As Fuck
255. TF - The Fuck
256. WYM - What You Mean?
257. WDYM - What Do You Mean?
258. HMU - Hit Me Up
259. GTG - Got To Go
260. TTYS - Talk To You Soon
261. ILY - I Love You
262. ILYSM - I Love You So Much
263. XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
264. MUAH - Kiss Sound / Affection
265. OFC - Of Course
266. OBV - Obviously
267. ATM - At The Moment
268. AFAIK - As Far As I Know
269. AFAIR - As Far As I Remember
270. FYI - For Your Information
271. FYA - For Your Awareness
272. TBF - To Be Fair
273. TBQH - To Be Quite Honest
274. IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
275. IMK - In My Knowledge
276. IIRC - If I Recall Correctly
277. IDRC - I Don't Really Care
278. IDGAF - I Don't Give A Fuck
279. IDC - I Don't Care
280. IK - I Know
281. IKR - I Know, Right?
282. TIL - Today I Learned
283. TBT - Throwback Thursday
284. FML - Fuck My Life
285. SMTH - Something
286. MVP - Most Valuable Player
287. W TAKE - Good Opinion
288. L TAKE - Bad Opinion
289. COMMON W - Predictable Win
290. COMMON L - Predictable Loss
291. RATIO'D - Overwhelmed by a Better-Performing Reply
292. L + RATIO - Mocking Someone After a Poorly Received Opinion
293. W + REPLY - Praising a Good Reply
294. SKILL ISSUE - Blaming Lack of Skill for Failure
295. GAP - Large Difference in Ability
296. MID DIFF - Moderate Difficulty
297. COOKING - Doing Something Well
298. COOKED UP - Created Something Good
299. LOCK IN - Focus Intensely
300. GRINDING - Working Hard Consistently
301. HUSTLE - Aggressive Effort Toward Success
302. GLOW DOWN - Noticeable Negative Change
303. PRIME - Best Period of Someone's Career
304. WASHED - No Longer as Good as Before
305. GOATED WITH THE SAUCE - Extremely Impressive
306. SLAPS - Very Good, Especially Music or Food
307. BANGER - Extremely Good Song or Piece of Content
308. HEAT - Excellent Content
309. PEAK FICTION - Extremely Good Fiction
310. PEAK CINEMA - Extremely Good Movie/Show
311. MASTERPIECE - Extremely High-Quality Work
312. UNLIMITED RIZZ - Extremely Strong Charm
313. AURA POINTS - Imaginary Points for Cool Behavior
314. SIDE CHARACTER - Someone Seen as Less Important
315. ALPHA - Traditionally Dominant or Confident Person
316. BETA - Slang for Someone Perceived as Weak or Passive
317. CHAD - Stereotypically Confident, Successful Man
318. GIGACHAD - Exaggerated Version of a Chad
319. PICK-ME - Someone Seeking Attention or Approval
320. TRYHARD - Someone Trying Excessively Hard
321. DELU - Delusional / Unrealistically Optimistic
322. COPIUM - Humorous Metaphor for Coping
323. SEETHE - Be Extremely Angry
324. MALD - Get Extremely Angry
325. TOUCH GRASS - Spend Less Time Online
326. CHRONICALLY ONLINE - Extremely Immersed in Internet Culture
327. DOOMSCROLLING - Endless Scrolling Through Negative Content
328. RAGEBAIT - Content Designed to Make People Angry
329. CLICKBAIT - Content Designed to Generate Clicks
330. ENGAGEMENT BAIT - Content Designed to Generate Interactions
331. SHITPOST - Deliberately Absurd or Low-Effort Post
332. YAP - Talk Excessively
333. YAPPER - Someone Who Talks a Lot
334. LORE - Background Story or History
335. CANON EVENT - Important Experience Someone Must Go Through
336. CHARACTER ARC - Period of Personal Development
337. HEADcanon - Personal Belief Not Officially Confirmed
338. CANON - Officially Established Information
339. NON-CANON - Not Officially Part of the Story
340. FANON - Fan-Created Idea Accepted by a Community
341. FANFIC - Fan Fiction
342. PFP - Profile Picture
343. DP - Display Picture
344. PRESSED - Upset or Bothered
345. MUTUALS - People Who Follow Each Other
346. MOOT - Mutual Follower
347. OOMF - One of My Followers/Friends
348. OP - Original Poster
349. OC - Original Content
350. ALT - Alternative Account
351. BURNER - Secondary or Temporary Account
352. LURKER - Someone Who Watches Without Interacting
353. TROLL - Someone Who Provokes Others Online
354. BOT - Automated Account
355. CATFISH - Someone Using a Fake Online Identity
356. DOXX - Publish Someone's Private Information
357. PHISHING - Attempt to Steal Information Through Deception
358. SCAMMER - Person Running a Scam
359. SKETCHY - Suspicious or Untrustworthy
360. SUS - Suspicious
361. BAIT - Content Designed to Provoke a Reaction
362. RECEIPTS - Evidence or Proof
363. CLAPBACK - Strong Response to Criticism
364. EXPOSED - Someone's Actions or Information Revealed
365. CALLOUT - Publicly Criticizing Someone
366. CANCELLED - Publicly Rejected or Boycotted
367. UNFOLLOW - Stop Following Someone
368. BLOCKED - Prevented From Interacting With an Account
369. MUTED - Hide Someone's Content Without Unfollowing
370. ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS - Did Something Perfectly
371. FAN CAM - Short Edited Video Celebrating a Person
372. AMV - Anime Music Video
373. NPC ARC - Period of Acting Predictably or Repetitively
374. VALIDATION - Confirmation or Approval
375. VIBE - Overall Feeling or Atmosphere
376. VIBES - Overall Mood or Energy
377. VIBE CHECK - Checking Someone's Mood or Energy
378. GOOD VIBES - Positive Energy
379. BAD VIBES - Negative Energy
380. GOOD VIBES - Positive Energy
381. BAD VIBES - Negative Energy
382. MAIN CHARACTER - Acting Like the Focus of Your Own Story
383. SIDE CHARACTER - Someone Seen as Less Important
384. NPC - Person Acting Predictably or Mechanically
385. NPC ENERGY - Repetitive or Predictable Behavior
386. SIGMA - Independent or Unconventional Person
387. SIGMA GRINDSET - Extreme Self-Improvement Mindset
388. RIZZ - Ability to Charm or Attract
389. W RIZZ - Good Charm
390. L RIZZ - Bad Charm
391. RIZZLER - Person With Exceptional Rizz
392. AURA - Perceived Coolness or Presence
393. AURA POINTS - Imaginary Points for Cool Behavior
394. AURA FARMING - Deliberately Creating a Cool Image
395. DELU - Delusional / Unrealistically Optimistic
396. DELULU - Delusional
397. COPE - Excuse Used to Handle Disappointment
398. COPIUM - Humorous Metaphor for Coping
399. SEETHE - Be Extremely Angry
400. MALD - Get Extremely Angry
401. SALTY - Bitter or Upset
402. PRESSED - Bothered or Upset
403. TRIGGERED - Strongly Upset
404. UNHINGED - Wild or Unpredictable
405. TOUCH GRASS - Spend Less Time Online
406. CHRONICALLY ONLINE - Extremely Immersed in Internet Culture
407. BRAINROT - Absurd or Addictive Internet Content
408. DOOMSCROLLING - Endless Scrolling Through Negative Content
409. RAGEBAIT - Content Designed to Make People Angry
410. CLICKBAIT - Content Designed to Generate Clicks
411. ENGAGEMENT BAIT - Content Designed to Generate Interactions
412. SHITPOST - Deliberately Absurd or Low-Effort Post
413. YAP - Talk Excessively
414. YAPPER - Someone Who Talks a Lot
415. LORE - Background Story or History
416. CANON EVENT - Important Experience Someone Must Go Through
417. CHARACTER ARC - Period of Personal Development
418. HEADcanon - Personal Belief Not Officially Confirmed
419. CANON - Officially Established Information
420. NON-CANON - Not Officially Part of the Story
421. SHIP - Romantic Pairing Fans Support
422. SHIPPING - Supporting a Romantic Pairing
423. FANON - Fan-Created Idea Accepted by a Community
424. FANFIC - Fan Fiction
425. PFP - Profile Picture
426. DP - Display Picture
427. MUTUALS - People Who Follow Each Other
428. MOOT - Mutual Follower
429. OOMF - One of My Followers/Friends
430. OP - Original Poster
431. OC - Original Content
432. ALT - Alternative Account
433. BURNER - Secondary or Temporary Account
434. LURKER - Someone Who Watches Without Interacting
435. TROLL - Someone Who Provokes Others Online
436. BOT - Automated Account
437. CATFISH - Someone Using a Fake Online Identity
438. DOXX - Publish Someone's Private Information
439. PHISHING - Attempt to Steal Information Through Deception
440. SCAMMER - Person Running a Scam
441. SKETCHY - Suspicious or Untrustworthy
442. BAIT - Content Designed to Provoke a Reaction
443. RECEIPTS - Evidence or Proof
444. CLAPBACK - Strong Response to Criticism
445. EXPOSED - Someone's Actions or Information Revealed
446. CALLOUT - Publicly Criticizing Someone
447. CANCELLED - Publicly Rejected or Boycotted
448. UNFOLLOW - Stop Following Someone
449. BLOCKED - Prevented From Interacting With an Account
450. MUTED - Hide Someone's Content Without Unfollowing

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[Hamma @HAHayatu]

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In essence Atiku will subsidise production that will intum bring lower prices to final consumers.

Shogbo.

[Arc Uche Rochas @U_Rochas]

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[al-ameen aromire @buruji567]

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[Bashir Ahmad, OON @BashirAhmaad]

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[al-ameen aromire @buruji567]

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