MandaRidesTheBus

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Christ he’s a stinky fucker too

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Ok what is up with excessive manspreading?? Like we get it. You’ve got a dick and balls. But if you need to spread 3 bus seats you need to see a doctor.

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

MY. BUS. WAS. ON. TIME.

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Also in today’s adventures on the bus, a tweaker hit my bus. Like got off the bus, had a tantrum and hit the bus.

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Is it terrible that I get joy from people who can never figure out how to work the back door of the bus???

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

**UPDATE** ITS A GROWN ASS MAN

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Ugh FFS back to riding the goddamn bus and some asswipe is playing shitty music REALLY LOUDLY off his phone. BITCH TURN IT DOWN.

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Are we stopped? Ye... Nop.. yess... NOPE... YESSS NOW WE HAVE STOPPED

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Woot car sick 🤢*bus driver slams on breaks*.... *does it again*

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

“I’m going to make my bus jerk to a stop EVERY SINGLE TIME I HIT THE BRAKES!! HAPPY MOTION SICKNESS” *malevolent laugh*
- my bus driver

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Aaaaaaamd the woman whose smell makes my eyes water is back on the bus 😫😫 why you do dis??

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

I wonder if transit specifically trains their drivers to make people motion sick? HERES A WILD RIDE, EVERY GODDAMN MORNING! *evil carny laughs in the background*

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Wow! So many people who paid extra fares for their bags!! Or just flat out sit in the aisle seat and refuse to move. Classy.

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Or, more realistically at this point, HASNT SHOWN UP AT ALL.

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Morning bus was 10 minutes late, my bus home is over TWENTY minutes late. Visit Winnipeg, it’s one late city! @winnipegtransit

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

I should be halfway to work by now. Also, huuuuuuuge downside of living in the burbs is that THE NEXT BUS IS IN HALF AN HOUR. Wanna call my (luckily very nice) boss and tell her why I’m late?

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Ah nothing like a bus that’s TWELVE MINUTES LATE to start my Friday! I live in ‘burbs! What could possibly cause that kind of delay?? Thanks @winnipegtransit

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Also, why the hell does the back seat of the bus have FIVE seats?? Five strangers don’t want to sit that close together, or have the seat divider up their ass for the whole ride.

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Back to school. Gross mostly full bus which naturally means people thinking their bag needs its own seat and they need to douse themselves in Axe douchey spray to attract the females. Also, manspreading like it’s going out of style. Woo!! 🙄

[MandaRidesTheBus @bus_manda]

Some DUMBSHIT just legit RAN out IN FRONT my BUS and then gave the bus the FINGER. Boy you don’t take on a BUS and flip off the BUS when you run out in TRAFFIC. Who raise you??