Paul “Poondini” Brisket

Avid beer drinker| Slut destroyer| coke smeller| women respecter| big time sex haver

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Just hit the gym and got a fresh cut. #whoseoffbirthcontrol #whitewomenonly #ibustquick

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Everyone be talking to me like having Down syndrome is a disability bitch I’m one up on all you mothafuckas. #immakingthematnight #boobs #johncena

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

I’ve never felt the genuine love of a woman I be fuckin whores. But I can only assume the feeling is the same as slamming some cold Busch lights on a beautiful summer night. #beersoverwhores #ineedabag #whotrynalovemeright

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Just finished beer number 6 and came to the realization that I wish a motherfucker would try me I got sum to prove. #illbebuttnaked #analfisting #throwinhaymakers

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Had a shit week at work got bit by a copperhead on the job site… I’m fine snake died of alcohol poisoning but I’m pissed off and this is my formal invitation for a snake to fucking try me
#eatthatshitforbreakfast #brickbybrick #whoseovulating

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Who was gonna tell me taking MILFS yo pound town is amazing!! Just layed it down and now I’m eating goldfish and fruit gushers playing with legos. #bustedquick #3inchpunisher #floppytitties

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Just smashed a triple dipper from Chili’s and got the waitress to come home with me!!! What a Memorial Day!! God bless America!!! #goodeats #shesa5 #bustingthemduniesdown

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Woke up handsome again idk how I keep doing this…. Who tryna fuck on the DL #sneakylink #seriousinquiriesonly #ieatbox

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

Also keep in mind that this isn’t verified as fact yet, so for now:

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Gonna go day drink and chain smoke cigarettes at the local playground today!! I’ll keep you guys updated! #crankinghog #beersandbitches #milfs

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Bitches be mad trifling what tf happend to bitches listening to what men say. #bringbackthegreatdepression #hoebewilidin #isaidlistenbitch

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

I be nailing it raw and bitch won’t call me Poondini. Am I wrong if I hit her? #shutupbitch #ihaveagun #bangbang

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

What up with them missing towers in New York? #whodidthat #whatsabinladen #fuckingliberals

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Everyone be racist till they hop up in some black puss on god. #thatshitbeclapping #thankyouabelincon #ibecumminfast

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

#heresthetruth just found out my brother be takin in that ass. How would your respond #gayasf #hetakingapplications #cherylbrokehisheart

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Just found out bitches lie about having orgasams…. I knew women couldn’t cum it was just a bunch of shit them lib tards try to get you to believe #ifyouaintfirstyoulast #whatthatdickdo #bidenisapedophile #kamalisblack

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

@TheFoamosexual Brother I’m like MJ flu game wit if #layingitdown #coldwithit #tasteslikepee

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Just watched a tutorial found out all girls can squirt. Who wanna test the theory. EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU CANT YOU CAN. #willieverlastlonger #whyamineverenough #shesaysthebigoneshurt

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

wtf is up with modelo infiltrating our beloved liquor stores. What happened to the days of going to war and slamming American beers? #toomanyfags #50states50beers #racism

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

It be burning when I pee #whatdatmean #ibefuckinraw #ikindalikeit

[Paul “Poondini” Brisket @buschdestroyer]

Just saw Sydney Sweeney for the first time and thought about how I would eat a mile of her shit and have dirty nasty sec with her shadow on a gravel driveway just to smell ONE of her farts #sexhaver #brickedup #lovemeback #nomnomnom