Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III

UW-Madison Alum ‘74, Bush Light Enjoyer, Orgasm Donor

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

private equity bought my dick and nuts and leveraged my future boners

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

@Sex__phd Fucking idiot.

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

#Smashville is heaven on earth

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

Fucking idiot 🤣 #women #letsbereal #fuckingidiot

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

@DrMotta1968 Never been better, you?

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

@DrMotta1968 I just shit my pants in the back seat

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

Tell me why this driver told me I can’t vape in the send mobile. #sendsabrewing #letmevape #hell

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

Ex’s roommate got me a rumple shot for my birthday… #W #onthedarkside

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

@BarstoolBigCat @TwistedTea @StateStreetBrat My goat

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Badger Fans Only

Just bought 1k of @TwistedTea at @StateStreetBrat to get us ready for the game. First come first serve. Free drinks on me.

Let’s win a Football Game #OnWisconsin 🦡

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

UW BV meet up at UU @DrMotta1968 @modelocholo

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

Grown ass women playing patty cake in line at UU #nuke #shrink

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

Where can a brother get an OTPHJ?

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

@TrentonIrwin16 @modelocholo

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

Can’t tell if the Coronita is shrink or expand. #LANK #naysayer

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

BREAKING: @DrMotta1968 claims to have free beers for the guy #blessed #needthat #asslesschaps

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

On to the next smh #WNDC

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

How 3 shots of espresso, a couple spearmint Zyns, and an addy got me feeling. The toilet fears me #locked #expand #porcelainpicasso #mudslide

[Mike “Hawk” Elder @CoachMikeElder]

The bar deemed me “too drunk” to let me in last night so I did the most rational thing possible in retaliation

[Bob “Bean Flicker” Montgomery III @buschlight247]

@DPharoahX The self dox was not worth it

Hope this helps

Best,
Bean flicker