Haha🥡

former box muncher

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Earning $100k a year in the $5 footlong era must have felt so good

[cyn @daftpretty]

sober tn bc i drank 10000 beers last night so im only gonna smoke weed, hit the vape, do ketamine, and then like two drinks max

[keegan @FranziaMom]

having smoked, vaped, chewed nicotine gum, and Zyn’d at various points in my life, the only one that feels remotely life-giving is cigarettes

[♡ @sajz3zo]

this is the equivalent of weighted bulgarian split squats for your jaw

[Tess Cecyl 🧸 @TESSKNOWS]

I want a tough muscular man that scrape an onion on a grill with a blunt hanging out the side of his mouth right before he place some ribs and skewers on that bitch, okay.

[josh @langranglerr]

It’s insane what living in a rural area will have you fucking

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

the first hit of a spliff after a bad shift

[fenlon @fen_lon]

fuck everything im buying a gun off Etsy

[andy 🌷 @frogclubs]

getting high after work will save u lowkey

[may @maybellinaa]

when ur 12 doing “10 min toned ab workouts” it was over from the beginning

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[Lu @curiouswishes]

I tell my esoteric friends I have a sore throat and they go: fear of speaking up

[The Weapon @_16lives]

Smoking weed so i can be bored and disabled in the house

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

dating apps disturb the ecosystem and the natural order of who you are and are not supposed to meet

[Haha🥡 @bushefii]

@Slayzz72 Baby it was you !

[Haha🥡 @bushefii]

@Slayzz72 I pray to you every night

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[matty healy is the GOAT @therumblinggg]

where can i get these in toronto