Timothy Bushgoblin

I don't have to explain anything.

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@tourdefrancest A man of finer tastes.

[Wedge @TheManaSource]

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[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@tourdefrancest @bennyhorowitz1 Wrong, Life is a Highway.

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@MikeBigby

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@SaffronOlive Fetches please.

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@FensterDJ Hi landlord here if you can only make number 1s in bathroom it'd be appreciate. Toilet is only for making wee wee, no poo poo. It's not accustomed to large Hormel chili dumps like you take at home. Just be smart about your pisses thank you.

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Everyone who works in customer service should legally be allowed to fight one customer a year.

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

Why don't we simply teach the fetuses active abortionist drills?

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@natashajwx @tourdefrancest

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@THESUGARDAD1 Pay off like all my debt.

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@SaffronOlive This looks like diarrhea.

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

Is my girlfriend ok

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

People who like pulp in their orange juice are fucken psychopaths. “Ooh I’m thirsty, I’ll just have a bite of orange juice.” Fuck off.

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

@hsiridoj how does this have so much Jim Halpert energy

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Timothy Bushgoblin @bushgoblin]

*drinks one glass of water*

*gives self five pats on the back*

*calls it a day*