Andrew Bushwitz

my tweets are weird. ye’ve been warned pirates!

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My Dad never joined X or Twitter, but one day I believe my Daughter will see my Tweets. Only when she goes looking for it though, like how I found photographs and notebooks from my Dad. If you are reading this one Daisy, I love you very much.

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If you follow my profile very carefully, you can clearly see when I am working part time for a tech company, and full time for a Studio. I'll be honest - I hope you don't see a lot of posts for a while.

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Do ya'll have like other Twitter handles for your silly stuff? Will someone see this and think "shouldn't hire him. He is very silly"

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What have I been up to? Oh nothing much... just producing myself a little Podcast about the NBA.
That's right! It's the next best thing to watching an NBA game!

Anyways, it's really good, and you should listen. New episodes every week!

https://t.co/Hfwr7GFDCY

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Like… the Porsche was a lawyer in Los Angeles, but that Porsche was a new model in 2007… so how did she go to like 12 years of school? Was she also programmed to be a lawyer?

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Does anyone else think about the ages of the cars in the movie “Cars” and find it hard that Lightning McQueen has memories of anything considering he’s probably only a few months old?

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Me Watching a nature “documentary” which involves a T-Rex baby getting eaten by some big ass snake fish.

So realistic I uttered “damn nature is scary”

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Both yoga and yogurt cause me pain.

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Me, fighting clone of me: “Got to be careful, he knows everything I know.”

Other me: “ditto”

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Interesting article… but I do have a question… what is “breakfast”?

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If I was a spider, I would gently lower myself by a web to whisper in the ears of a passerby: “do it. Life is but a blink in the eyes of the cosmos” then scurry away and eat just an enormously fat fly.

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Florida getting ready for another Hurricane...

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@elonmusk or.... just hear me out on this... OR... just you know... leave it how it was... ya know... when it was... well, not "nice" but you know... normal... I mean normal for twitter.

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@ucfgrad00 There is no chance. The I-Sore would survive a meteor.

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Sleeping is only a hobby if you’re good at it.

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Ramen is alphabet soup, but in cursive.

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Cheddar Cheese really doesn’t need the “cheese” part. You can just call it cheddar. The cheese is implied.

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Don Quixote is pronounced “donkey hoe day” thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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When I cry, I don't cry for more than 3 minutes. But during those 3 minutes... I cry hard man. I cry real hard.

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@Gerry48245639 Now your feet have testicles! On a side note, whenever someone steps on the back of my heels I double over