John Crickett

Warning: may contain dad jokes

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@fesshole How much did she pay you?

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@fesshole While you were having an attack he probably thought he was doing something great 🤣

[John Crickett @bushwod]

Just wanna say a big thanks to @thiixy for talking to my son Theo at The Finals Grand Major, posing for a photo and generally being a nice dude. #dreamhack #thefinals

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@JackxJewell Go fuck yourself

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@DG_Jenna1 AI

[John Crickett @bushwod]

My nephew just launched his first EP. Please listen and share 🙏🏻🎹🎧
https://t.co/kJDmOyBZeJ

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@spencer_deakin @fesshole This comment deserves more praise 👏🏻

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My new work colleague went to Argentina on holiday in September. I knew instantly he and I were not going to be friends when I said to him "at that time of year, it can be bordering on Chile" and he proceeded to tell me he was okay as he'd taken a jacket.

[John Crickett @bushwod]

And how many employers looked at it? But fat zero!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Who remembers leaving school with this, ready to take on the world?

[John Crickett @bushwod]

Why is this guy in the #litfibre ad strangling his girlfriend?

Is their internet so slow he turned homicidal?

“Lit Fibre - we don’t throttle your internet, so you don’t have to throttle your lover”

#adsgonewrong #badstock

[Andy Bush @bushontheradio]

I've decided to draw a series of pictures chronicling the worst types of public behaviour.
Any others I should draw?

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@inrunningguru @Mellor76 Annnnddddd, you completely missed the point 🤦🏻‍♂️

[John Crickett @bushwod]

Bye Turin,
You were kinda grim,
You’re Mole was tall,
But no Lord of the Rings within
(the museum of Cinema that’s randomly inside it).

[John Crickett @bushwod]

Congrats to @Nigel_Farage for being the first half human, half frog person MP in Britain. All hail Lord Dagon. All hail Cthulhu.

[John Crickett @bushwod]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for Kathy & Stella Solve A Murder on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/aGGYXf48XK

[John Crickett @bushwod]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for Stranger Things: The First Shadow on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/KkLLu5NNsd

[Brendan May @bmay]

Continental Europeans will be absolutely kicking themselves tonight that as a result of Brexit freedom, their British neighbours are now the only people allowed to eat outside.

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@WHUFCallum_ Disgusting. He should have run it like every one else 😠

[John Crickett @bushwod]

@fesshole Tell us your middle class without telling us your middle class

[John Crickett @bushwod]

I unlocked £30 Rush tickets for Standing at the Sky's Edge on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/RJjzhwTELk