Bus Overheards

A Bus Driver of 26 years. Things happen on buses... weird and wonderful. My moustache is magnificent.

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#truth #buslife #TuesdayThoughts

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As drive this bus through the winding streets, a fragrance lingers in my mustache and I think...

Milk is really weird.🐄🍼🥛

#FridayThoughts #buslife #beardedbeauties #milk #dairyfree

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For the record, it's not okay to spit on a bus driver. It's not okay to spit on anyone. Use your words, not your fluids.

#busdriverlife #FridayThoughts

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A fat man called me a fat piece of shit bus driver. I told him that he's fatter and needs the exercise so I made him walk. #winning #SaturdayNight

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Flock of Seagulls is short a few band members. Damn that's a lot of feathers 😬🥺
#busdriverlife #deadseagull #dayofmourning #guilty #FridayMotivation #FridayThoughts

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Too much COFFEE is a bus drivers worst nightmare!!!🚽🚻

#busdrivernightmare #BlackFriday #MakeItStop #gottapee

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A fat man called me a fat piece of shit bus driver. I told him that he's fatter and needs the exercise so I made him walk. #winning #SaturdayNight

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This guy thinks that standing in front of a bus is a good idea. It's urban bullfighting and the bus will always win. #FactsMatter

#busdriverlife
#publictransit
#naturalselection

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Bravo sir 👏👏 https://t.co/v7X087fks7

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This guy thinks that standing in front of a bus is a good idea. It's urban bullfighting and the bus will always win. #FactsMatter

#busdriverlife
#publictransit
#naturalselection

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Watch as this human sleeps in his natural environment. 👀
#freesleep
#FridayFeeling
#ActOnClimate
#publictransit

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How to ride a bus:

1. Pay fare
2. Sit down
3. Shut up

Follow these simple steps for optimal on time performance of a bus.

#buslife #publictransport #gogreen #busdriverslife #youremakingmelate

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If my bus driving scares you, I've succeeded today.

#buslife #FridayThoughts

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If my bus driving scares you, I've succeeded today.

#buslife #FridayThoughts

[Bus Overheards @busoverheards]

How to ride a bus:

1. Pay fare
2. Sit down
3. Shut up

Follow these simple steps for optimal on time performance of a bus.

#buslife #publictransport #gogreen #busdriverslife #youremakingmelate

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Skater Dude: Why are you late?

Me: Why are you dressed like a farmer?

Skater Dude: They are overalls. Why are you late? I'm late for work.

Me: They look uncomfortable.

SkaterDude: Nevermind 😡

#forthewin
#FridayNight
#buslife

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You have nice thighs says the drunk penguin.

#halloween2019 #busoverheards
#buslife

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#buslife #halloween2019

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I kissed a curb and I liked it.

However

My passengers did not.

#buslife #halloween2019

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My beard smells of coffee and my bus smells of alcohol and bad life decisions. Hold on and shut up, we are gonna be on time folks.

#buslife #halloween2019 #Halloween