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Why does every British person look like their face is a bowl of pudding with some teeth smashed in it

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@alexxdebut DL

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@dirty__dan_____ Yes I remember well: ‘So many ppl have released country albums now but I’m different ✨’

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So where’s Lasso?

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@arxbprince

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Crying to season 6 episode 12 of sex and the city

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All I’m seeing is demure this and demure that when in fact the behavior is quite mure

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@dirty__dan_____ Okay daddy Diaz

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If a European ever talks about how Europe is better than America remember this is

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I’m so done living in this country. It stinks. People stink. Dutch people are by far the stinkiest people I’ve ever been around. Many such cases

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@dirty__dan_____ A unit of measurement. 1/1000th of a Liter.

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@ang_hbk You can do it Ang! Don’t give up! I believe in you!

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Reminder about how unemployed this app is

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friendly reminder that you can rotate a gyoza in your mind and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop you

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What’s a bigger ick, headphone head or forgetting to flush after a poop and having to see it?

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@dirty__dan_____ Gay ppl have been dating their doppelgängers for so long. This feels like the only logical step forward.

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

The senate counting votes:

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I’m not standing up for gay rights anymore. I’m sick of y’all.

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Got accused of tryna turn a man gay by his gf when in reality I’m fighting to turn myself straight ✊😮‍💨

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