Samuel Parris

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

When someone writes a story about your life but because of copyright decides to kill ur wife in the book.
#fuckyouArthurMiller

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

When you raise your niece as your own daughter and she "falls in love" - kill the bastard.
#overprotectivefather

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

Everyone thought Proctor's affair with abbigail was bad, but who got @towndrunkosgood pregnant @ThatsDeepParris?

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

@JohnPr0ct0r i don't think I've seen you at the Sabbath meeting since snow fell

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

@ThmsPutnam I'll take #moreland means I'll have a bigger #parishstash

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

If @ThatsDeepParris asks for more weight again, he's not getting anymore parish weed
#parishstash

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

When a 45 year old wears a bib
#toohigh

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

When they put a court in your church and pray they don't find the weed stash under the altar.
#praisegod

[Samuel Parris @bustajoint77]

You just know it's the right time to chuck a bible when Proctor says God is dead.
#notastesteasphill