m.p

Food Writer. Instagram Model. Activist. Liar.

[Melissa Shusterman @MelissaForPA]

Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school.
The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account

[m.p @bustamerv]

@HawleyMO AFTER WE TACKLE POLICE BRUTALITY AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE READ THE GD ROOM JOSH

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.

[m.p @bustamerv]

@Sifill_LDF And urine. Let’s not forgot urine.

[Sophie Rapp 🌻 @SophieSRapp]

Medical lab tech Katie Corley coughed on two petri dishes, one while wearing a mask, and one without a mask. (From her public FB post.)

[m.p @bustamerv]

@HawleyMO Sir you have never lost a job to China what is this “we” business

[m.p @bustamerv]

@HawleyMO Maybe jobs jobs jobs and PUBLIC HEALTH though...?

[m.p @bustamerv]

So for my birthday do I make everyone I know party with me on club penguin or runescape?

[m.p @bustamerv]

@HawleyMO Get a PERSONAL Twitter account for your evangelism. Thanks.

[m.p @bustamerv]

@HawleyMO @IngrahamAngle Still wondering: What will you do to hold OUR government accountable for its actions? This is not the first pandemic to start in a foreign nation, yet it IS the worst on US soil in 100 years. Trump admin set us up for this disaster as early as 2017

[m.p @bustamerv]

@HawleyMO @HawleyMO What will you do to hold OUR government accountable for its actions? This is not the first pandemic to start in a foreign nation, yet it IS the worst on US soil in 100 years. Trump admin set us up for this disaster as early as 2017 https://t.co/bbfE8UksSk

[m.p @bustamerv]

@wyntermitchell HOW is her hair not completely gray by this point.

[lola⛓ @greenlolaaa]

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ringo. He appreciates your urge to pet him, but respectfully asks you to keep your distance until this is all over. 12/10 I will do my best sir

[All Things Considered @npratc]

The federal government will end funding for coronavirus testing sites on Friday. While some sites will transition to being state-managed, others will close as a result. This as criticism continues that not enough testing is available.
https://t.co/DuBCbJoRDO

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Dad: “Just get whatever mommy usually gets and put it in your basket”

Daughter:

[m.p @bustamerv]

One good thing to come out of this quarantine is that my brand of humor does well in group chats only