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Busts and stuff that you’ll hate to love. All our views are terrible. Piers Morgan and the algorithm hate us. Flag shaggers 🇬🇧

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Our Chief Executive Vidiot, Garry Barry has managed to launch a YouTube channel that’s already significantly more successful than our own.

Check out all our 100% non AI videos and more here:

https://t.co/CJOoM8wHzM

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Just a reminder.

We don’t ship our Trumps to Iran sorry.

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Trump v the Davos lizards

https://t.co/KFwCPAo3fW

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Definitely think now is the time to relocate Bustards HQ to Greenland

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After a long and undeserved break, we might just have produced our greatest message yet. Stayed tuned for our special Christmas video - though we do need to run it past the lawyers (ChatGPT) first.

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Zelenskyy’s team pocketing war funds?

Who’d have thought it eh?

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Liverpool should definitely bring Klopp back.

Not that we have a vested interest or anything

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You couldn’t make this up

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@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives No it isn’t

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To be fair this is the queue for expenses processing so he has a point.

[Cllr Joe Porter 🇬🇧 @JoePorterUK]

The idea that Conservative Party Conference this year isn't busy is utter nonsense. A big queue in this morning! 💙 #CPC25

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@Conservatives Nobody cares

https://t.co/d2Qjee8Nvu

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It’s Tory party conference time and nobody really cares.

Behind Reform, probably behind the Dim Libs and Green too. So irrelevant that we had to interrupt Peter Files’s weekend off for him to cover it.

Even the subtitles generator couldn’t be arsed.

https://t.co/qzIIpaZNDB

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It’s Tory party conference time and nobody really cares.

Behind Reform, probably behind the Dim Libs and Green too. So irrelevant that we had to interrupt Peter Files’s weekend off for him to cover it.

Even the subtitles generator couldn’t be arsed.

https://t.co/qzIIpaZNDB

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@Ed_Miliband More cheese Grommit?

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@DefiantLs Better than living in Spain as a tax cheat though.

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@AntiWokeMemes Presenter of Eurotrash

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@UKLabour What if your neighbour is a Holiday Inn?

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Biology

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Diane Abbott’s contributions don’t count

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Today marks the beginning of Black History Month, in which we honour the achievements, contributions, and history of Black people in the UK and around the world.

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@Mr_Scott_Cheggs He counted Mississippiless. He’s an 8.

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@Keir_Starmer Parklife

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@ShabanaMahmood Banter merchants