Tin Swiff

bruh. I’m just lost.

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

I ain’t even smoke yet! I’m just eating 😂 and she went right back to bed mumbling “you look so hawt beb“ she’s always got me cackling I swear

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

Lmao so I’m the closing manager at my job and so I always get out of work late. Usually I’ll meet up with my vestiges from work for a drink or two and usually end up getting home around 2 (only having been out for 45 minutes)… cont.

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

I usually get home and eat and smoke some weed while I’m unwinding and Irene’s always fast asleep. But every now and again she’ll wake up to pee and notice I’m on the couch. Tonight was precious because… cont.

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

She woke up as I’m eating some noodles I made and literally just stared at me cluelessly from the opposite side of our window bedroom door all creepy like and I lost my mind. I wish yalll saw the way she was just like 👁👄👁

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

@Johndaur Lmao Irene hates naps and refuses to let me 😂 it’s actually pretty comical

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

It’s impossible for a natural born night owl to ever be an early bird. I’ve tried a million times and it just doesn’t work. Irene gets me up at 7am with her every day and I still need to nap before work or my day is just all wrong. Don’t @ me

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

Yo dawgz I just wanna have the same control over my life that seasoned skaters have over their boards. (And maybe those skills too) is that too much to ask?

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

But like please only call me by my nicknames these days pls. Tin, Swiff, bb idgaf

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

So last night at the bar I met a punk jeweler with brain damage. I introduced myself as “Tin” as I’d like to go by these days and he literally said “tin is a cheap metal homie. I already know you have more worth than that.” And I’m smitten.

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

I just had to deal with one of my best PDX friends going through a trauma response and not giving me eye contact while consoling them while they cried.
It made me feel some trauma too but I had to put it behind me to make sure they were okay and let them be. Im emotionally tired

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

Irene said the most backhandedly sweet shit to me the other day. She said “I miss our pandemic days where we spent so much time together we were bored of each other 🥺” still thinking about it.

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

Still thinking about that time my cat Beedle left a whole cooked shrimp in one of my crocs. No idea where she found it but hey.

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

My favorite thing is when I take my glasses off for a bit and everyone’s like “Bro, did you always have a bridge piercing?” I’m getting a whole new wave of it living in Portland OR

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

Aye man. These leasing agents be really formal about asking for pictures of my cats, man. Just say you’re having a bad day man they cute asf like I’ll send u some joy

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

Also one of my hometown buddies gave me his PS4 bc he knew mine shit out on me a few months ago 🥺🥺🥺

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

I’m at a bar in my hometown for the first time ever and it’s fuckin weird lmfao

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

How do you politely tell your partner that her mother drives you up a fucking wall?

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

I’m on an awesome trip with a bunch of accomplished people and tbh I feel pretty worthless around them. This is an awesome experience and tbh I’m just sad.

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

LMFAO AT WHEN YOUR MANAGER WHO MAKES THE SCHEDULE TEXTS YOU TO ASK IF YOU CAN COME IN FOR A SHIFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK YOU REQUESTED OFF

[Tin Swiff @bustedelbowtin]

Lmfao at when random friends like the heinous Venmo comments ur partner sends to you