I may not look like the skydome, but wait till you see my skull retract to let the sun shine onto 52,230 people watching a baseball game or monster truck rally inside of me eating salted soft pretzels
Oh no. All of my windows just broke. I was frying up some muskrat coated in my world famous honey sauce, when a large boat tooted it's tuggy-horn from atop a tree in my backyard. Anyone know of a harbour that could harbour a tugboat for a couple days?It's singing"The Weight"at me
Just another quick question re: pirates & swimming. Does it ever get confusing when someone on a pirate ship yells"CANNONBALL!". I mean, it must. How do they know if someone is just recreationally jumping overboard to make a big splash or if someone is ordering them to shoot one?
Does every pirate in the world know how to swim? At what age did they learn to swim? Maybe they're so angry because they can't swim and are afraid of being thrown overboard by someone who is meaner? It must be hard to swim in such gallant garb either way. #pirates#swimming#garb