Buster (Bubba) Murdaugh

WFS ‘09 | Wofford ‘13 | Kappa Alpha Order Rush Chair & New Member Educator | Vineyard Vines fan | Fuck Kamala Harris | Blow Seeker and Connoisseur | Parody

[Buster (Bubba) Murdaugh @busterfleming69]

Which burner foid wants a husband? Sc preferred. Im so tired of this shit

[Randal “Racked” Meyer @Randal2faded]

If you still vape you r a faggot, but if I see you w one im gonna ask to hit it.

[Brock “The Snowman” Vanderbilt @VandyBagRipper]

Just heard a 12 year old call his buddy a fag for not hitting driver. We’re gonna be alright. #whiteboysummer

[Buster (Bubba) Murdaugh @busterfleming69]

Enough local pull got ya boy out of going to jail last night. Take of others, and folks they will take care of you

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Hot Ones but instead of hot wings the host just shows me pics of my ex looking hotter every round

[Cletus “Ballsack” Beauregard @CletusBeau]

GOD BLESS THE #CANEFEDERACY

[Jeff “Grav” Swazy @jeffswazyburner]

Threw a like on her ig story. She added me on snapchat two minutes later

[Doug “Lyncher” Smith @prettigoodtime]

I want to become a bouncer at a college bar so freshman jump into my arms right in front of their situationship

[Dr. Pete “DUI Merchant” Golding, MD @peteg69420]

“Ai is replacing our jobs” Ai can’t replace me going 0-30 with female burners after my girlfriend breaks up with me

[Craig “Cash Money Craig” Davis @craiginthecut]

I wish the girl I snap once a day loved me

[Edmund “Special Ed” Spaghetti @SpecialEdmund]

Been on the same wavelength. Made this bad boy a few weeks back.

[Tim Sharter, MBA @timsharter]

I need a girlfriend who will needlepoint, I’ll repay her by eating her box every single day.

[Buster (Bubba) Murdaugh @busterfleming69]

Update Booze Poos + White Monster + Black Coffee + 9mg Velo = the Rumblies. Going to be a long day on the boat

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Wife: “Is that a birthday cake in the frig??”

Me: “Yes.”

Wife: “For who?”

Me: “It’s June 8th. On June 8th, we celebrate the birthday of Derek Trucks AND Sturgill Simpson in this house.”

Wife: “I’m leaving you.”

[Adin “DEI Hire” Singh @Kyren2fast]

No mom I will not elaborate #nukeme

[Lane Kiffin's Aborted Baby @DGFKewan]

"Aryanpure" is an all time last name holy shit

[Tortoiseshell Costas @TortoiseCosta]

Regrettably didn’t buy the album on release, I’ve been waiting a very long time to listen to this song again

[Rufus “The Sniffer” Seymore🇹🇹 @RufusSeymo85]

Live by the crown die by the crown

[un braccio Steve @Catfish_Jawnn]

I will kill a man for Jimmy Herring