Buster “Tank” Johnson

Professional Sports Arbitrage Manager | DraftKings VIP | ‘26 Intern Bingo Champion | Pouch Enthusiast | I’m not retarded but I like rocks #ogugua

[Buster “Tank” Johnson @BusterJohnTech]

Dear Diary,

I am so fucked. #SOS

[Buster “Tank” Johnson @BusterJohnTech]

How the fuck does Mbappe make this much money to just run around like a fairy and kicks balls? What even is an Mbappe??? Make it make sense. #gay

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When gambling, you can win 2000% of your money, but you can only lose 100%

Do the math.

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@EstiloGolfCo Swing was definitely not loose sliced the absolute fuck outta Big Kirk into a lake but appreciate the kind words

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Dedicating this range session to Big Kirk #Gem

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@steelhog69 @KlenSteve1 I know a great spot to drink beers. @KlenSteve1 don’t go chud hunting in bab

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Top 5 best ways to kill time at your internship:

Take multiple shits a day
Sports betting (tennis is always reliable)
Send game pigeon to your ex
20-0 / 82-0
Flirt with the marketing chicks (I like them dumb)

[Buster “Tank” Johnson @BusterJohnTech]

@shmoopdoopp @KlenSteve1 Ferb,
I recommend pulling an audible and go find the biggest squid in the office and let one rip on their desk. This work will represent dominance and you might even earn respect from your peers.
Good luck soldier,
- Tank

[Buster “Tank” Johnson @BusterJohnTech]

@shmoopdoopp @KlenSteve1 @xanderpmaker You missed your cock

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#PourACoffeeOnYourCockChallenge

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@KlenSteve1 Cans,
I respect the creativity and I’ll be stealing this from your playbook for future reference. Looking forward to seeing your weekly stats on Friday.
- Tank

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Do girls also use the camera app to see if nobody’s in the bathroom before they take a massive shit or is it just a guy thing?

[adri @adrifdzzzzzz]

solo un verdadero cagador conoce y sabe que es esta marca roja

[Buster “Tank” Johnson @BusterJohnTech]

Hate how I’m at work right now but I guess my company doesn’t fuck with blacks which is chill

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@shmoopdoopp Is this on a good day or bad day?

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What’s a normal amount of shits to take while you’re at work?

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USA soccer dominates, Knicks win finales and break the 53 year title drought, Justin Gaethje upsets Ilia Topuria on White House lawn, Hurricanes lift Stanley Cup.

Best sports weekend OAT???

[Buster “Tank” Johnson @BusterJohnTech]

@KlenSteve1 😂😂😂