Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker

500+ LinkedIn connections | Torta Enjoyer | Professional Bully | Full Time Vaper, Part Time Cigger | 3 DUI’s | Howard ‘94 ΑΦΑ

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@glizzy__goblin_ Can’t stand people on SSRIs like holy shit ur so miserable. Just kys so you’re not making everyone else miserable with you

[Benji Cobblestone @BenjCobb]

If my wife doesn’t want to take my last name we are not getting married, sorry bout it.

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@bigsgdubb Guys with a bunch of tattoos are either super gay, performative, or compensating for a small dick

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

Resources are spread thin on this Tuesday Morning

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@WilliamMac67 Beach, beer, & bag

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

How I act before I hit VS after I hit

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@bennett_fitzy I would kill myself before working for 10 bucks an hour

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@monclir Literally graduating highschool is the bare minimum. Also shouldn’t be celebrating college graduation. It’s also the bar minimum

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@idkhoosier Beep boop beep music

[Peter The Punisher @idkhoosier]

House music is gof awful and I’d rather listen to nothing before I listen to that slop

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@BigJonnyMan 6’2 IRL 6’4 to chicks

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@EdwardJRburns Jays tweet is right under this one lmao

[Buzz Lightyear @BigKidDinner]

I would give a kidney away to go back in time and never meet the girl I had this with

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

Damn life’s going pretty good right now… now let’s import 5 million more third world immigrants

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@KlenSteve1 Cans,
Most of the time it’s only a small pebble coming out. I’m forcing out a shit most of the time because it’s giving me something to do

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

Getting a full sleeve as ur first tattoo is hella gay & performative

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

Is today national drive like a retard grandma on I-95 day?

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

Sister having her second kid with a black guy #ugh #gross