Odd Jobs Alan

Jack of all trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than master of one. 🎃✨

[Odd Jobs Alan @Bustermarm]

Un saludo a mis alumnos que me sapean el Twitter ✌🏽

[Dakpo @TheDakpo]

Youtube recommendations gave me this great moment 11 years ago

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[Sanrio @sanrio]

The results are in! 🏆 Congrats to our winners of the 2026 #SanrioCharacterRanking contest 💖 👑 Full results here: https://t.co/YSqRKkGZQ1

[j 🏹 @zadafilms]

2019 + 2026 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[soli @SoliSolitaires]

my boyfriend opened the house door and said “after you” so i, of course, used eruption at full power

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Probably smells really crazy out there right now

[Herb Powell @BrotherofHomer]

Porque el humor necesita inteligencia

[panken - tumblr: /pankendev @pankendev]

how the fuck is "too woke" a thing people concern themselves with at all in this day and age. bro the nazis

['taph @Hypetaph]

My sweet child... nourishment, he needs

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

i said "i feel like (gun motion in my mouth)" and my coworker immediately said "oh uncle grandpa suicide?" how did they know

[Álvaro @alvarouch23]

Los judíos y los evangélicos jamás nos darían un lunes libre para poder ver estos partidos.

Viva la gloriosa iglesia católica.

[¡ari! ꕤ 🇲🇽 @bimbositoyaoi]

Realmente siento que esos futbolistas lo hacen a propósito para saciar sus deseos de verlo sumiso y rogando

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Michelle (Jax's wife) @demonbellez44]

POP THE AI BUBBLE

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Israel is a cancer on the planet.

[Bacigalupe @bacigalupe]

El aire no es infinito. Pero vaya uno a explicarles esto.

[🍌 @peggingavi]

"dont bring politics into football"

me watching iran score on american soil

[Goomb🏳️‍🌈 @TheGoomb1]

“i voted centrist and got fascism”
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