Geoff Payne

I spend far too much time following West Ham #SBout 1 down 2 to go

[Central @WestHam_Central]

NEW: Ampika Pickston, a court heard, threatened to stab Natalie Williams, a former soldier, if she spoke out about her Care Homes safeguarding failures.

Brave Williams gave evidence during a March 2025 hearing that ruled her AP Care Home's must permanently close.

@TomLatchem

[Wᴇsᴛ Hᴀᴍ Sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ @WestHamSocial]

David Sullivan’s VHS collection

[Hammers United @HammersUnited2]

Essential reading

[Canning Town Len @CanningTownLen]

Well it's goodbye from him, and goodbye to this. Sullivan resigns, and it's time for a fresh start.
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[Tony Cottee @TonyCottee9]

1/2 I was delighted to see the news that DS has stepped down from his role…
After our relegation, it is important that the Club is totally restructured from Top to Bottom, to enable us to get back to the PL.

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

@stoolpresidente As if he couldn’t be a bigger cunt

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

@PatriciaNPino @PinceyKeeble1 Which part? The FX market where we are the world’s largest? Stocks where the FTSE is still a key market globally? Or the Gilt market, that piss poor government action interferes with?

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

@Footballtweet Put Wes Morgan in the spitters seat. Have that argument in a fortnight.

[JP @Ironssparky1985]

Literally 😅

[Bianca Westwood @beewestwood]

@bubblemaster3 @WestHamViews_ I don’t need to check my history. I’ve been watching West Ham for 45 years. My point is we might as well have stayed where we were if the clubs culture wasn’t going to change.

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

Outstanding effort from both fighters

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

You’ve let the country down there city

[Josiah ⚒️⚒️🇧🇧🇧🇧 @JosiahMothWHU]

David Sullivan

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

NHS waiting times at a 3 year low?! My old man suffered a stroke and had to come home after 8 hours and then go back for 15 hours the day after with a packed lunch

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

Why do these people on question time keep going on about recycling or green initiatives? I don’t care about something that might possibly help in 100+ years. I care about my sister being able to take my niece and nephew for a walk in safety. We care about the here and now.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Keir Starmer walked into a bank to cash a cheque...

When he’s called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"

The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Keir said, "Truthfully (yea right 🙄), I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I’m the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom."

The teller said, "Yes yer tool, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors, forgers, and requirements of the legislation etc, I must insist on seeing ID."

Keir said, “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they’ll tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

The teller said, "I’m sorry, yer W⚓️, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them".

Getting a bit agitated, Keir snapped, “C'mon woman, I’m urging you, please, to cash this cheque.."

The teller said, "Look here yer bare faced liar, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Keir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?

Keir Starmer stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, there’s nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do, and I don't have a clue."

With a big smile, the teller said, "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Starmer?

[West Ham United @WestHam]

That night in Lyon 🤩

Four years ago today... 💭

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

Aaaand breath…

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

Nothing against Hammers United, the AST rep or anyone bringing the views of our bread and butter support. However, my annotated view on the most recent supporters board meeting…

[Geoff Payne @busterpayne]

Was there a strategy for survival vs relegation?