Robert Hamilton

You can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club. - Jack London.

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

I understand where every uptight adult from every Nickelodeon and Disney movie was coming from now 🙄 #dadgumteenagers #dangblastkids

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

@missaprilmarble ...But I mean was he able to get his 1,000 shots though? Asking for a friend

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

@missaprilmarble It is a Robert Rodriguez must-see

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Being in the back nine of your thirties means getting hype about testing two different brands of massaging gel shoe insoles to see which will be more comfortable.

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

“I never use my Twitter. I should really get on here more. Oh look! Mario Kart is trending! I’ll just take a look here....

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...this is why we can’t have nice things.”

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

“Vice: Project Doom” for the NES has a really underrated storyline

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Where is the Quad City? How is it structured? Do they have boroughs or is it like a Tri(or quadruple)-County area deal? And how does one get so proficient at disc jockeying that you make it to the Space Jam soundtrack? - why I couldn't sleep last night

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

I have to be up at 4. Wtf, mate?

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

It was definitely a shower beer kind of day

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

The ratio of 20 minutes studying to 1.5 hours trying to say the Ezekiel 25:17 speech like Goofy the Dog is probably the main reason I don't get anything done

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Canonically speaking, should Mario and Luigi have Italian accents or Brooklyn accents?

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Sometimes I think the students make goofy decisions just to watch the expression on my face change 🙄

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Really enjoyed catching some of my former advisees at their graduation today! Congrats guys!

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

How old is the original Scooby Doo in dog years?

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Whatever the opposite of a "lifehack" is, that is what we're filing quesadillas chased with cold medicine under

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Body does not know how to be sick. Me: "What do you want, body?" Body [a scumbag]: "Quesadillas and Niquil!" Walgreens and Taco Bell it is.

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

@msaprilmarble I laughed a little too hard at this

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

(In my 20s): "Friday night! Gonna get some SHOTS, Mofo!"
(In my 30s): "Friday night! Gonna organize my DVDs by genre and decade!" #gettinold

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Just checked my bank account. All yalls asses are getting "blessings" and "good vibes" as Christmas presents this year

[Robert Hamilton @busterpenguin]

Viva College Station #Aggieland #stompinggrounds