Wet Bed Mafia

We pledge to keep all beds soaked in piss

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

Balogna’s funny, Mustard’s personal

[The Stanley Bullet @Cam_Cup_12]

How many likes do I need to let the @Canes let me hoist the Stanley Bullet out at the parade Saturday? (while wearing the cap and gown that Stanky wore last night)?

let me know I am not going anywhere.

Il bring some CaneEvels 😏

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

Imagine being Rory rolling out of Augusta eating a pimento sando blasting chief keef coming off back to back masters wins. #winning #motivational #icantimaginethatimliterallyahighschoolsportscoach #fuckpussygetmoney

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

Farting in the grocery store to let everyone know who the big dog is

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@FreezerTarps bad morning to you. Go fuck yourself

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@iwusports such a shame you recruit racist athletes who supported January 6th. Character shows from the top down. And you are a faggot!

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

*takes bite of my hot pocket right out of the microwave*

They should really rename these Bobby Shmurda cause that shit Hot Nigga

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

Me: Hey mom, I met the perfect girl.
Mom: what’s she like?
Me: She’s nice and she squirted on me!

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@BarackObama @ColinAllredTX This the dude you wrote letters to about buttfucking you

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

Went into college a boy. Came out of college a boy. (With a dui)

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@JoeBiden I know u did 9/11

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@FreezerTarps you fucking faggot come fight me coward

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@POTUS you’re fucking gay

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@YETICoolers my drunk ass got really excited thinking a cooler had 32 wheels. Thanks for ruining my night.

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

Fresh 30 rack. 2 aderall per, and shrooms. Locked on the deck all night

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@FreezerTarps remember me? I still think you’re a coward and also still think I would demolish you. You couldn’t pass wood shop in high school

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@MarcusHolman1 kisses his teammates on the mouth

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

I don’t know what #tits are can a girl show me what they are

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@NUFBFamily move to the MAC and you’ll still go .500. Also your quarterback likes to get peed on.

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

Ice road truckers is not real

[Wet Bed Mafia @bustersalami]

@FreezerTarps fuck you I hate you you deserve to get shit on. Your videos aren’t funny end the brand. Again. fuck you. Pack a lip faggot. Fight me.