OfficialSmider

You already know who i am, soon the whole world will know too, and that's a great thing

[alex @friendfromsoho]

@TheRedBarrels My brother and I played the beta for The Outlast Trials and I was terrified 95% of the time. Enjoy my many faces and jump scares, I hope for more of them when the full game is released! #TheOutlastTrials

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

@TheRedBarrels Hi RedBarrels. I sent a request yesterday morning, you think you can Grant me Access so i can play with my sister? CoKhan is the username. Thank you (:

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

No plz

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@FlazedComics Bet

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@FlazedComics No sir, you are not allowed to have fun

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

@zcaro_ Always forever with you bud

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

Yesterday, we lost one of God's Angels.
Ceasanne, im so sorry you had to go early but don't worry, we're going to be okay down here. You showed/taught us so much, that your wings will forever spread with light. Thank you Ceasanne, for everything, and may you forever shine bright

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

WHERE THE HELL IS MY KIDNEY!??!?!?!

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

The customer is never right, the customer will NEVER be right

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

@KeeblerUS @stuffedpuffs Wow this is a neat idea Keebler. How do you like your smores? Toasted? Burnt?

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@StephGo__

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I've been at pittsburg for 10 minutes and some random dude is already asking me for a ticket to Miami

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Wow these hotdog eating competitor names are so cutee!!!

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

@JoeBiden So i needed to find a big public comment section. My Monkey in ark is missing!!!!! If anyone has any reports or sightings of this braindead monkey, please report to me. I died and he ran off, i miss him oh god oh fukk, please help me find him. His photo is on my recent media

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

@ChickfilA I remember working at one.....sadly

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I wish bald people were real

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Rock and role

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Im out here pissin kidney stones n stuff. God i fre*king love dr pep*er

[OfficialSmider @but_austin]

@zcaro_ Till this man fires you

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@ChuckECheese