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always itchy

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my dog is so cute i be sounding like marge simpson when i talk to him

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may whatever powers that be smite the absolute shit out of people who drive the speed limit in left lanes

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my mom threw it away. currently considering legal action

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2022 was a big year. i was hit by car, in a war, quit my job, fled a country, dropped out of grad school, moved back to my hometown AND even though it got knocked over a few times i finally filled this jar with ash. can’t wait to see what 2023 will look like <3

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and again

[stan denshaw “parody” @OptometristDan]

Taylor Swift asking her neighbor for a cup of sugar

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oh FUCK

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fuck

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if you wanna strap up your doodle in a fake ass service dog vest to go shopping or to restaurants you’re a dick for sure, but bringing those untrained mongrels on planes should be illegal. i stand by this

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i need to know who this works on

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excuse me!! please don’t come in this communal bathroom im hitting my weed pen on the clock!!

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@Tigxra can you please give credit to the creators that you profit off of??

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@Tigxra you stole my pics, monetized off of it, and didn’t attempt to give any credit

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#survivor #survivor46

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dee and wendell together at a ben katzman concert at mercury lounge in nyc tn

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the fischer price purple monkey in a bubblegum tree song haunts me every second of every day they did not need to go that hard

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@QMB_4 @BestBuy nordstroms and barns and noble also top tier poop locals

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got a picture of the eclipse

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wearing a beach house shirt to my psychiatry appt hopefully they get me some good shit 🤞

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to the girl on my spirit flight wearing a bathing suit top….can you submit yourself for psychological studies please

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can you imagine uploading pictures to facebook in 2024??? people are absolutely insane