bifanilson

there's this car that runs on water man

[caio @caiogt__]

vc prefere ter 6 reais agr ou 3 bilhões de reais mas tem q esperar até amanhã

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Stop being bald in front of me

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

it sucks that I have to get super drunk and super horny this weekend

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

and for my next trick i will feel everything and absolutely nothing at the exact same time and maintain a a perfectly straight face

[juliana @sinwaifai]

cosas que no puedo:
1. más

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

[throwing up after 10th margarita]

me: oh no I'm allergic to limes

[miguel @ykkmiguel3]

quando estou bêbado sou imune aos malefícios do cigarro

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

RIP 2025
(2025 - 2025)

[swagless @noswagordrip]

300 cigarettes away from 2026

[brie @brie_facemelter]

an article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

stylish older women remind me what life is really all about

[voluptama ™ @voluptama]

Se há coisa que não podem dizer, é que os portugueses não respeitam a cultura dos países onde estão.

[Grace @graceyldn]

Dog lover lost his temper in 1939 and ‘invaded’ Poland

[Cancela © @manocancela]

André Ventura monta tenda à porta da SIC para evitar o trânsito

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i aspire to look this miserable all the time

[João Afonso Luz 🇳🇬 @joaoafonsoluz]

"...para um partido que diz que quer acabar com a bandidagem, só se estiver preocupado com a concorrência".

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare