Sharon Cutworth

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@scottygb @RufusHound This is our oven from the 1970s. It’s still used nearly every day and works a treat. If it ain’t broke, why fix it?

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@mrjamesob “Oh no, there are no pictures of Mickey Mouse on the walls. Guess I’ll just stay here in Syria and get bombed.”

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@elonmusk Ooh, watch out for those assassinations...

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

I LOATHE that Green cuisine advert with the child asking her mother if the reason she doesn’t eat them at home is because she’s “afraid of change”. No, you sanctimonious little madam, it’s because they’re much more expensive and we’re not made of money.

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

I vote for Gibellula Vernum, named after Springwatch #SpringwatchFungus

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@mrjamesob The work ethic part is debatable, but where’s the evidence they’re striving for a low-tax culture when our taxes keep rising?

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

It’s Dead Nans Week on #DancingOnIce. Give me strength.

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@mrjamesob “Singers” is a very generous description.

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@TheLastLeg Fairytale of Newark #BudgetChristmasSongs

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

Line of Duty theme tune: when you want to play the Game of Thrones theme but you only have a keyboard. #lineofduty

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

It’s Dead Nans Week on #dancingonice. Give me strength. #doi

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@benstockbiz @AntoineDingDong @jayrecords Finally! I’ve been waiting for this for AGES!

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

Why has this not had more retweets? It's MAGNIFICENT. @rhodri

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@TheLastLeg #BrexitCoin Everything is simple to the simple-minded

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@piersmorgan Oh, Piers. I really don't think you need to worry your little head about being thought of as masculine, or displaying masculine traits.

[Rachel Crawford @crawfrog]

Seann Walsh literally every time he realises he’s on camera #StrictlyComeDancing2018 #strictly18

[Derek French @crushbugdf]

Sweet Jesus, I am laughing so hard at this. #lovecraftiannightmare

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@realDonaldTrump @theresa_may Don't focus on Twitter and golfing, focus on running the United States. You know, your JOB?

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@TheLastLeg The Darling DUPs of May #coalitionnames

[Sharon Cutworth @butagirl]

@TheLastLeg The new coalition has to be called MayDUP. #coalitionofchaos