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how rubbery that LAPIS 🇭🇰 I Hate Writing. angel/it Virgin Chinese Narcissist Normal Mold

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@maj0ryurifreak 😭😭😭😭😭i dont need my liver i need lapis!!!!!!

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i wish lapis had figures i could collect. lapis probably collects anime figures. the skeevy ones. because shes a pervert. jasper thinks its tacky but doesnt oppose to displaying them in their living room

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this was originally gonna be about peridot because peridot is about as annoying as a pigeon but everyone left pigeons behind just as they all left lapis behind.. very nice!

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lapis is kind of a pigeon. Like. Annoying. And everyone abandoned them. And her!

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@goremelgala @MelissaTitanium no please youve deaw a million of these speciric peridots its fine

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@MelissaTitanium i cant stop fucking oaughing she doesnt even look like she wants to be drawn

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@MelissaTitanium can youbdraw mine

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maybe jasper never smiles earnestly and only maliciously because when shes happy and she smiles she has dimples. And its gap moe. And embarrassing. Does anyone remember this part of steven universe

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jaspis pocky day they bump noses and get so mad they ignore each other for 2 weeks

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ohh i forgot yesterday is pocky day. Nobody did anything why

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@goremelgala obviously crackerdot

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one day im gonna wake up after trimming my hair and realize i gave myself the lapis cut. and theres nothing i can do about this

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@goremelgala what do you think

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@goremelgala i😭😭😭😭i cant beliebe this shit😭😭😭😭😭😭😭nelson youre whitidot

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@goremelgala oh my fucking fod LMFAAAOOOO

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there is (allegedly) a thin line between the asian butch cut and the lapis cut. In my head anyway. i just got panicked i cut my back hairs too short and realized i woildve looked like ramona flowers who obviously always looks a little like lapis

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@lit_kzh @MelissaTitanium ohh shes a geek for lapis. i understand now

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@MelissaTitanium TRANSGENDER PERIDOT #YES #MYINFLUENCE okbthats presumptuous nvm

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I sometimes hand out food to people panhandling at intersections. One day I offered someone some dehydrated pineapple (it lasts in the car whether it gets hot or cold) and he told me he couldn’t eat it because he didn’t have any teeth and flashed a gummy smile at me… 🧵