‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀*͇ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒊nherited ⠀ ⠀ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 ⠀ ⠀ DA͟DS ⠀ ⠀ 𝖈razy ⠀ ⠀ * ⠀❚ ⠀ ⠀ 𝓮yes.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀temp .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[ً @MORTlSUMBRA]

⠀you ⠀wanna ⠀win ⠀the ⠀war .ᐣ
⠀know ⠀what ⠀youʹre ⠀fighting ⠀for.

[spencer @tanosully]

you could be watching a star wars movie or tv show and look in the background and there’s some droid like this https://t.co/312km3UDHD

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

maybe??

[‎‎ ‎‎ ᵀʰᵉ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ * 𝓜𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛͟𝚒͟𝚌͟𝚔͟ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ @inexorableheir]

are you okay????

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

isn't this great?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

this is me.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens

She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

you gonna pay? 🧐

[ℋ —𝟷𝟸𝟺-𝟹𝟸𝟿 @fromasongbird]

ㅤ

Yeah, my bad. What about some Applebee's after work?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

.. banana? 🧐

[‍ ‍ ‍ ˛̲ ‍ hir͟ed ‍𝕲𝚄𝙽， ‍⁎ @twoshcts]

depends..⠀⠀which came first？

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

take me to dinner first??

[ℋ —𝟷𝟸𝟺-𝟹𝟸𝟿 @fromasongbird]

ㅤ

Proof?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

there's a lot to smile about in my life, actually.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

or would it be bananas??

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

would lemons be yellow²?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ˛̲ ‍ hir͟ed ‍𝕲𝚄𝙽， ‍⁎ @twoshcts]

what about bananas,⠀⠀and lemons？⠀⠀would they share the same name？

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

no, they're yellowish.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ˛̲ ‍ hir͟ed ‍𝕲𝚄𝙽， ‍⁎ @twoshcts]

well,⠀⠀what of mangos？⠀⠀would they too,⠀⠀be called oranges？

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

we have got to start killing people.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

lalala i can't hear you

[𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙾⸝⸝ @FLY1NGS0L0]

ㅤ

Hey, so there's this thing called therapy.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

is it 'cause oranges think they're better than other fruits? 🧐

[‍ ‍ ‍ ˛̲ ‍ hir͟ed ‍𝕲𝚄𝙽， ‍⁎ @twoshcts]

wow.⠀⠀your mind..

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

why are oranges called orange, but an apple is not called red.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

anyways, i brought jolly ranchers

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑑ivine ‍ †ool. ‍ ‍ ‍ @butcherdmemorys]

my dad hated me so much he made sure i saw him shoot himself.