Beth 🦑

she/they.

[BBC The One Show @BBCTheOneShow]

👀Tonight we shine a spotlight on Southampton - the final stop on our journey to find out who will be the #CityofCulture2025

#TheOneShow@BBCiPlayer @MichAckerley

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Movie fans hit out at “excessive” product placement for Walls Viennetta in new Bond film ‘No Time To Die’

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

To the tune of hit me baby one more time:
My lower back is killing me now

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

New creative director at Cadbury admits he’s blagged his way through his first six months by just suggesting orange versions of everything.

“Orange Wispa next,” he laughed

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

the duck binarey

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

@skullmead Entities is what treebeard calls his boobs

[prance @bocxtop]

post-pandemic i don’t want inspirational movies about how we “banded together in tough times” cuz all we did was find out our govt hates us and anything can be made out of cake

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

I miss powerful shaggy memes

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

@rugbyworldcup why does this keep happening? I don't mind queuing but to get to the front and then just stop with no update is very frustrating. Waited for more than 20 mins looking at -- for my progress.

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

Theres so many bad drivers in the world. Some asshole has hit my dad's car - which is parked a full metre onto our driveway - enough to significantly dent it. There is so much room in the street to Not Do That. And they didn't stop to exchange info of course.

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

i dont understand poggers and at this point im too afraid to ask

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

paracetamol is underrated and I mean both the medicine and the song

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

Time is like the ocean: you can only hold a little in your hands

Also time is like the ocean bc if you spend long in it you get wrinkly

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

@skullmead What a throwback 🥲

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

the "birde shaped footprints" found "on top of the child's birthdey cake" next to ""pecks marks""" was; in facte,, Anfita.

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

@loubaynz Him

[Beth 🦑 @butchersbecray]

@loubaynz I think I own cheezer 😯

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.