I hate noise cancelling headphones because it makes every song have a part that sounds like various family members screaming for help as they’re brutalized by an intruder while I sit in my room unaware
there is no better feeling than falling asleep next to your cat and waking up and your cat is still there because even when youre boring and asleep they still love you
september always makes me Evil which is unfortunate but thankfully in october it starts to wear off. then it’s november and that makes me Evil once more. of course then it’s christmas which is a thousand delights. and then in January I become worse than anyone had ever been
@ABroadwayBug i gen have no idea and i don’t think anyone does, it just randomly spawned on twt a few days ago. it’s kinda like 6-7 where there’s no real meaning
As I’m shaking hands with an old businessman he yanks me closer in an attempt to assert dominance but he doesn’t factor in my dainty frame so I fly towards him with such force that upon contact with his body he explodes into chunks of meat