markus 🏳️‍⚧️

ur local butch trans guy | 21 | @butchcreature

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

You can't send a regular guy to the ren faire. There's boobs there that guy didn't even know existed. He might die

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

@butchcreature Thanks babe

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Who fucking with my Switch 2 pen

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Ouhhhh I need more oomfs on this account lowkey……

[Annahhhh!!! 🦬 @RadioFreeAnna]

It's kind of crazy how the best song ever written is like the 3rd best song on their second best album.

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Wonder how he’s doing

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Does anyone else remember that guy from the bachelorette that spent a really long time pretending to be a trans woman as a part of his right wing grift and kept faking his death

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Alas my preorder will have to stay on its own for a bit longer

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Man I can’t believe rayman got delayed I was so excited for it to only be a couple weeks 😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jean Smart is the first woman to win an acting Emmy for every season of an ongoing TV show.

She is also tied as the most Emmy-winning actress of all time.

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

A beautiful woman called Klarna keeps contacting me about debt collections…..

[Opra Zebb @OpraZebb]

a remake so faithful theyre even remaking the delay

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

@butchcreature You. Killing you NOW!!!!

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

@mutt4t Truke nuth

[Helldiver Funnies @HelldiverJane]

dr pepper i wanna fuck the shit out of you please please please

[cee 🩵🐶 @cslivr]

i think the BIGGEST misconception some vanilla folks have abt kinksters is the idea that the dom is more interested in sadism than the sub is in masochism

like, youd be surprised how often it is that the sub is the actual freak and the dom is just really nice about it LOL

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Also I genuinely want to know how he got so much store credit. $40 for a base model XB1 is crazy because the most I’ve seen someone get back in trade credit for that is like maybe $20??

[markus 🏳️‍⚧️ @butchgendr]

Oh my god as someone that works at gamestop I think I would rather kill myself than be the person that has to do that defective shipment

[GameStop @gamestop]

A GameStop Customer in Clackamas, Oregon traded hundreds of broken consoles for $10,690.06 in store credit. Thanks for your junk, Josh!