august

[august @butchthots]

every time i paint something i put less actual paint on the paper. next time there may be no paint at all even

[vicky ☕ @a24victoire]

August is going to feel like this

[august @butchthots]

very fun how frequently cis gay men will start shit talking trans people’s bodies directly to my face now that i pass #oh

[august @butchthots]

if you hang out with enough trans people who have normal lives and jobs you begin to notice they still do the the stereotypes, but elevated. like there will be energy drinks at 7pm but it will be sugar free red bull with a reusable straw and the can will be recycled

[august @butchthots]

left my apartment yesterday at 4pm for ethiopian food and ended up at nowadays until 9am lmao

[august @butchthots]

i explained brandy melville to a weho muscle gay and he said ‘that sounds evil’

[august @butchthots]

@dirtbug0 RA'chstr

[august @butchthots]

@holydangyo who up best in show posting???

[august @butchthots]

@Subdesolate we are so back

[august @butchthots]

uh oh looks like screentime is becoming the next wellness trend!

[august @butchthots]

the thing about raves is the further you get into them the more you realize everyone is actually extremely autistic

[august @butchthots]

i would love to be the kind of person who eats vegetables for breakfast but that would require eating breakfast or even being awake before 11

[august @butchthots]

through my experience working in ads i can say the two actual holidays that matter most to the american public are non denominational winter holiday season (christmas) and the superbowl

[august @butchthots]

now that we are free of big brother spotify wrapped i am listening to nothing but mid 2000's millenial indie rock. i am throwing ass to modest mouse. i am bumping it to young folks by peter bjorn and john

[august @butchthots]

once you learn to recognize the weird bloated jaw muscles those incel jawmaxxing guys get from chewing on their adult dog toys, like 80% of men on the internet will be ruined for you

[august @butchthots]

retailers, please stop contacting me, for i do not wish to shop

[august @butchthots]

i think people need to remember that comedy is inherently political even if the creator says they didn't mean it that way. like even if you're a person of color or a gay leftist you can still make jokes that benefit the right and your identity doesn't change that

[august @butchthots]

we are killing the planet for this

[august @butchthots]

i love that maps by the yeah yeah yeahs is a tiktok audio cause that means hundreds of teens are going to have the formative experience of learning that the rest of the album is nothing like maps

[august @butchthots]

2010's pop feminism rightfully gets critiqued for having very little actual impact, but one place it definitely changed things was TV, like you really do forget how every female character in the early 2000's was either 'my bitch wife' or 'maternal' or 'crazy sex kitten'

[august @butchthots]

if your food is burnt outside but raw inside, your heat is too high, if your food is rubbery/damp, your heat is too low, if your food is taking way too long to gain color but then suddenly burns, you need more oil, if your food is too oily tasting, you need higher initial heat