Jillian Ashley

little musings.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

I would, but we shouldn’t.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

I miss having that person in my life who watched all the shows and could just tell me that I’d hate Westworld before I started it.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Rewatching @GameOfThrones and I am really not emotionally prepared for Ned Stark’s death.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

I can’t believe I’m going to Portland and I’m not decked out in full on Patagonia fashions and Merrells. This is a missed opportunity.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

I need every single band and artist I love to stop going on tour because I am going broke. That being said, who’s coming to see Post Malone?

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

I swear to God if I don’t get presale tickets for Harry Styles…

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Me: We had Iberico ham.
Mom: Is that the pig that eats the acorns or the one that eats garbage?

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Watching the Sopranos for the first time feels a lot like losing your virginity.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Them: What’s your favorite Robert De Niro movie?

Me: The Intern.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

We’re an hour into The Contractor and I have no idea what’s going on…

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

You know it’s not the same as it was 🎼

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Okay, @instagram, with the targeted ads…

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

It’s only a Frankfurter if it comes from the Hot Dog region of Frankfurt.

Otherwise it’s just sparkling hot dogs.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Don’t fuck this up. 🤞🏻
Don’t fuck this up. 🤞🏻

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

“But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Yup.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Whenever somebody texts me a YouTube video, I just wait 6 minutes and reply “ha, so good!”

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

fucking love bridgerton I love every dumb costume all of the string arrangements of modern pop songs, all of the anachronism and melodrama. just put it in my face I want 1000 seasons

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

This is some truly Irish weather.

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

These are very interesting pants that @TheRock is wearing. #SuperBowl

[Jillian Ashley @butjillsaid]

Have you ever just needed a root beer float?