Alex Coates

I'd like them to create a Lego set based on my life. Never go anywhere without a bowtie.

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@911VICTIM maybe if ur butt was bigger

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@BAKKOOONN is it the tenth of the month already

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@BAKKOOONN hammer don't hurt em

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

"Peggy... Before I crash land... Is it ok... If I make out with your hot niece... After your funeral someday"

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@BAKKOOONN he got really good at running in the thunder rolls bideo .

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@911VICTIM tunr that frown upside down w Chinese water torture

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@EugeneMirman I don't think Trump's hair would allow him to put a headband on it.

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@BAKKOOONN you shouldnt talk about bill cosby anymore. jello pudding pops are illegal now

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

.@DepressedDarth I'm sorry, Darth, but your facts are wrong. Harrison Ford was indeed in all (only) three of the Star Wars films. #ComeOn :)

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@matttskiba @markhoppus @travisbarker You probably won't see this, but every time I hear Brohemian Rhapsody, I have to giggle. TY, #blink.❤️

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@starwars Three words: Journeyman Jester Mereel

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having.
#CSLewis #Freedom

[Star Wars @starwars]

Dancing above. Danger below. What creature from a galaxy far, far away would you be scared to encounter?

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@FitbitSupport I live in the Eastern Time Zone in the US. Is chatting still available at this time?

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@FitbitSupport My Charge HR band casing is popping up. The display has also gotten dimmer. Can I send it in for warranty replacement?

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

Life. Family. #kids https://t.co/D0yn4n7rGB

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Regardless of who you support this coming November — please try to be condescending and assume the worst of everyone you disagree with.

[deg @degg]

my brothers house is named Gordon

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

@NatbyNature I'd be willing to bet that your dress has pink accents. You look very nice!

[Alex Coates @ButNotCrushed]

The Disagreeable Eight #DullDownAMovie