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buttballs

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@Pumpi91 @AEW pumpi i think you’re actually a retarded person

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i don’t get why some guys whack off. why don’t they just have sex with beautiful women?

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thats one small step for man one giant queef for mankind

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@colin1111111111 why not though?

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serious question has anybody ever had a 200 foot long wiener?

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me (as the ric flair of tropical fish keeping): MY SWORDTAILS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR OSCARS!!!

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that awkward moment when your ass makes your balls look like your dick

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feels like im sittin on a big ol dick

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deg rocks!!

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@SRN_lol take a look in the mirror pal

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poems are gay

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the universe is either infinite or very large

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@vestigialbody never heard black lodge i guess

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hot babe: wyd?
me: drinking stroh’s on the patio listening to john bush era anthrax. you?
me: whats up how was your day?

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it would take a truly heroic pitmaster to forego the little bit of sweet and make a dryrub using only a bit of heat

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people always ask “is there a pussy chowing factory?”. no obviously not don’t be a retard

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people assume the workers at the dick sucking factory are gay and we love it but we don’t. it’s a job. but we do like to suck each other off in the john and we do try to fuck each other.

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the worst job to have at the dick sucking factory is monitoring the bathrooms to stop the boys from sucking each other off and trying to fuck each other

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i love to be a retard and constantly thinking about retarded things such as releasing my sons dairy cow isopods all over the neighborhood and seeing people be like what the h

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i truely believe that im retarded