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buttballs

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@SRN_lol take a look in the mirror pal

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poems are gay

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the universe is either infinite or very large

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@vestigialbody never heard black lodge i guess

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hot babe: wyd?
me: drinking stroh’s on the patio listening to john bush era anthrax. you?
me: whats up how was your day?

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it would take a truly heroic pitmaster to forego the little bit of sweet and make a dryrub using only a bit of heat

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people always ask “is there a pussy chowing factory?”. no obviously not don’t be a retard

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people assume the workers at the dick sucking factory are gay and we love it but we don’t. it’s a job. but we do like to suck each other off in the john and we do try to fuck each other.

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the worst job to have at the dick sucking factory is monitoring the bathrooms to stop the boys from sucking each other off and trying to fuck each other

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i love to be a retard and constantly thinking about retarded things such as releasing my sons dairy cow isopods all over the neighborhood and seeing people be like what the h

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i truely believe that im retarded

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the woman would be a hot babe not a nerdy dweeb with glasses. makes it way worse

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i thought of a great gag for a sitcom. a man and woman are playing chess at a cafe. the woman moves and piece and says checkmate. the man gestures to the waitress and loudly exclaims “check please!”

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@Pumpi91 your wife divorced you

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also thinking about smelling a huge butt

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thinking about the time i made a pot roast and called myself epic pot roast man for weeks

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@Pumpi91 high quality analysis pumpi. thank you

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my italian husband is a wizard in the kitchen. and le bedroom!!

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looking for loads

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im supposed to play with my trucks