Pepperoni Papi

reluctant protagonist

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[Om @piunknown043]

@hilbertspaess Reminds me of this video

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

@77KeenAce77 Complete game shutout**

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

@JohnnyHotTubs

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

Can’t get enough of this video

[ķążŻÿ ¢ħæ$€🧮 @KazzyChase]

We gotta stop pretending this nigga not the funniest mf on Kick rn

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[jes @jescross]

Phillies out here putting the fml in fundamentals

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

@GuyATL

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

@dhwanisaraiya_ Wouldn’t expect anything more out of the Mets

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

Tony movie was good 👍

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

Coworker said she doesn’t know who Dolly Parton is??

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

@AndBadFaith @dhwanisaraiya_ Can’t DM you but could I make the same offer?

[gusz. 🧛🏻 @fuckgusz]

não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

Rock climbing yesterday
(first time ever)

18 holes of disc golf today

Feel like I got hit by a truck

[Tim Kelly @TimKellySports]

You used to be able to get a ticket to a ballgame AND 10% off at Modell’s.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Aura

[Plastic🌱 @Plastic_Plant]

How it feels when I actually have to do work at my job

[Pepperoni Papi @butreallydoe_]

@AndyDerer @haffball7 @DaneCook “A piece of lint in my peaceful eye!”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the same sixers team that has committed psychological war crimes against me for the past ten years is now playing every national primetime game