Michael Butrum

What was all that 1 in a million talk?

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@Alphafox78 What’s funny is the generation before Boomers said the same things about them. It’s cyclical. People like to whine about anything and everything.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@CultureCrave Wait til the old fucks realize that side loading exists and they will all lose their minds.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

Let pretend you understand how this process works. Smooth brain.

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

Let’s all pretend to be shocked 😱

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@GooseyF1 @joesaward Only 1 way. Compare dicks.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

McCaffrey for 150+ yards tonight

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

DIRTY hit. Just gotta say it. When you see a player already wrapped up and falling, why do you feel like you gotta lead with your shoulder in a speared dive at someone’s head?

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@ACTBrigitte Do you know how to read quarterly financials? Both companies are up on profits YTD.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@SarahSpain Man, Justin is a GOOD qb. He just needs someone to trust his playmaking ability. He honestly deserves to go somewhere else.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@ianmiles Imagine not knowing who this is lol.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@eckirkland @SarahSpain Blue check mark paying ass with 15 followers 😂

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@Dalton_Neas It’s bad. The Chiefs and the Bengals are borderline unbearable to watch.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

Hate to say it, but Mahomes might be the problem right now.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

Yooooo Travis Kelce better not sit out too long. He might be out the job! This Bell dude is good!

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

Nowhere else do you pay so much money for such shitty customer service than the doctor’s office. Wild.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@Dalton_Neas That sounds like a nightmare

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

Where has @Sleep_Token been all my life??? I can’t stop listening.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

@narrowroadman @SlowToWrite Oh you got that good blood, huh? The blood with only the chicken pox, small pox, polio, hep a, b, and c, diphtheria, tetanus, pneumococcal, and pertussis but NOT covid lol.

[Michael Butrum @butrum_michael]

Crazy to think Arlo turns 1 tomorrow. Time flies by.