Andy America

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[Andy America @butt_ham]

Just going to get some bread and milk. I should only be gone 5 minutes

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

learning to hunt is important for all wolf puppys, not only to get meat, you can string some little bones together to make a cool bracelet

[capitalism liker @HumanPog]

if you smoke crack cocaine i want nothing to do with you i'm actually ashamed that it took me so long to tweet this publicly

[capitalism liker @HumanPog]

here's a throwback thursday for you
take your weed and video games and THROW them in a dumpster and get BACK to your walk with the Lord

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Colts' D'Qwell Jackson, who intercepted pass that spurred #DeflateGate, could not tell if ball had less pressure http://t.co/OPXgItLjcd

[Andy America @butt_ham]

This is the most the country has talked about balls since Clinton was in office

[NESN @NESN]

Tom Brady Puts DeflateGate Scandal Into Perspective: ‘This Isn’t ISIS’ http://t.co/YveIhY9nss

[Andy America @butt_ham]

#Mortdecai looks like the worst movie since #TheWeddingRinger

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

45 points w/ a deflated football, I'm assuming if they were inflated they would've scored 42 points...

[brent @murrman5]

[wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news]
"he looks like you"
[me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though

[jared lorenzen @JaredLorenzen22]

Every QB likes footballs a certain way. Quit acting shocked. Mine had high seams, low end of air. Every ball was like that. #ThxUKManagers

[Andy America @butt_ham]

Why don't we start paying women equal wages immediately? It's literally right around the corner

http://t.co/SKC5flwgBH

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Honestly ill believe it when i see it

[Andy America @butt_ham]

I was off on a bachelor party this weekend but.....

PATRIOTS!

[skip intro @chuchugoogoo]

oh my god look at that face, you look like my next mistake

[iRowlf @iRowlf]

Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month.

[Andy America @butt_ham]

I just spent 72 hours in Austin TX and now I feel like dying