Joesef Nahairuhh

Don’t hmu, goin through something, only the real ones know

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

This is what I imagine is what it’s like to put on the UFC belt

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

This mf whole existence is to get high, eat sandwiches, and go ghost hunting with his dog. I fuck with that heavy.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera And it’s in ground too. No 4 year old bag of already dried concrete weighing it down.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera God knew we would be too powerful.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@TheCinesthetic @shirtsthtgohard

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera Wrong it’s Shrek 2 five time.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera Chingate

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

This is America. I don’t give a fuck about honor. Only that fucken win.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

Smoking and drinking on the porch like I’m a chimney sweep in mid July
#fuckennuts
#thisshitaintnothingtomeman

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

Yo, shut up I scored the 5’1 Latina goth girl at Starbucks. LETS FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOO

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera My girl got 2 cats and like 5 dogs. I gotchu.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera Trader Joe’s is a glorified Stater Bros.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

This man in the urinal next to me said “When you shit in the woods, you live a bears life”. I don’t think I’ll ever be the same again.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

@maxine_najera I’d teach my dog slurs.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

The masculine urge to ride into battle on a horse after making a rousing speech to your soldiers.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

I’m glad the show ‘Big Bang Theory’ made being a nerd normal. I cannot fathom being 25 and going to a Spider-Man movie.

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

I ain’t gay but this album slaps

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

I could never be Spider-Man. I’d call all my villains “dick-riders” or “fucken retarded”

[Joesef Nahairuhh @butt_plumber]

No one:

Spiderman during a school shooting: “Looks like you need to be taught a lesson”

#04201999 #spiderman2 #ohnonotthekids #kowabunga