I'm a Butterfly

An awkward narcissist

[I'm a Butterfly @buttartfly]

What a gorgeous loser I am

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Tiktok boys’ Instagrams be like: “is it hot in here or did I enter the room?”

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Having a lot of friends is expensive

[I'm a Butterfly @buttartfly]

If you see me, send hi

[I'm a Butterfly @buttartfly]

I would just sit in my nest all day long and write edgy music not trying to impress anyone

[I'm a Butterfly @buttartfly]

Life would be a little easier if I were a little cat living on a rooftop under the Sun and nobody knew I existed

[I'm a Butterfly @buttartfly]

I wouldn’t have no name, no passport, no shame, no need to socialize and no human feelings because I would be a cat and a cat is not a human

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Sometimes I ask myself “Did my social awkwardness peak today?” but no, there are always new heights to reach 🏆
#winnersphilosophy

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Officially homeless 🎉🎊🍾🥳🎈

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I hate parties 🎉

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@daria_tolo Yes

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Mostly because such early hours affect some people’s spelling skills

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Waking up to an alarm is unnatural and nobody should be forsed to get through it.

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Happy birthday women 🎉

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Thanks god, I’m an atheist.

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I’m dad inside

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@daria_tolo Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy’d like to be a pirate
A pirate's life for me
All my friends are piraaaates
And sail the b. b. sea

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*sistah

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no one, no one at all:

my sister from the bathroom: wotah

[10 secs later]
in the showah

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What is this new internet obsession with frogs?

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@daria_tolo

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French dudes on tinder be like

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There’s a man on tinder who keeps recreating his account and every time we have a match he texts me “you’re my first match, I hope it’ll be good!” and I always say “right, you already told me that” and then he always unmatches me. I’m in love with this man.