Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty

man who likes buttcheeks | feminist | free Palestine 🇵🇸

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Are these #phags even a military school anymore? #stolenvalor

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Walking through the city, crop dusting the outside patio diners #napalm

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Me as a dad in 20 years (drunk): “yeah son so they shot at him like 100 times over in Charlotte and he survived, yo gotti was this other dude that was upset over some record label stuff…”
#dolph

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Mfs using incognito browser like Peter Thiel doesn’t have a zoomed in picture of ur #vinegarstroke face in 4K UHD

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Execute this nigga

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

All the sluts at the bar can tell I haven’t jerked off in over 8 hours
#nofap #fullballz

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

No babe ur perfect, the pretty ones hurt

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

I get off knowing that Peter Theil and Big Zucc are watching me double chinned up butt naked horizontal full screen 26 beers deep cranking hog to AI Asian Mommy Joi pt 6 at 3AM.
Get a good look weirdos!

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

@JerrySeinfeld I will personally blow up all of palestine for a new season of Seinfeld

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Every time i send a corny joke in an external email, it costs me a small fraction of my soul

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

The best acting Heath Ledger did in the entire movie is when he addresses Rachel and says “hello beautiful”

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

It’s Saturday night, I’m not drinking, I’m just following orders

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

I’m gonna kidnap Chris Nolan and make him direct every movie

Gonna free Weinstein while I’m at it. No more shitty movies, no matter what the cost

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Whoopi Goldberg is probably retarded

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Pondering the quick add

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Police officers and lesbians LOVE getting divorced

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

I follow a bunch of bad bitches on LinkedIn cause I got an office attire fetish

#notsorry

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

What the hulk say?? You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny?? Or something

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Unlimited pussy glitch

[Jimmy “Johnson” McNulty @buttcheeks_man]

Netanyahu paid the bartender to over serve me last night