Buttensor

Bittensor’s OG meme coin.
Hold $BUTT. Earn $TAO.

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[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

Montréal, Sep 28-29.

the builders will be there.
the subnet people will be there.
the TAO maxis will be there.

and yes, Bittensor’s ass is coming too.

solana:2pouN3by7twkiZGy5aEKYUpf78ALDpKRTNu2WsQkpkqt x @ExploitSummit

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

@LaunchOnSF over $700,000 worth of $TAO distributed to $BUTT holders.

turns out sitting on your ass was a productive member of society all along.

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

THE GREAT BUTTENSOR REBRAND

one dev launched a token
a bunch of idiots saw something bigger and took over

somewhere along the way we started building our own culture

we’re grateful to the original dev for bringing buttensor into existence

now the community is taking it forward and the branding is catching up

the original mascot is officially retired

thank you for your service little bro

it was part of the beginning
but we needed an identity that actually connects buttensor to the thing we’re all here for

bittensor

one of the most ambitious projects in crypto and a place where you can open a thread and understand absolutely none of the words

decentralized intelligence
subnets
people who are considerably smarter than us

we love that shit

but every yin needs its yang

bittensor decentralizes intelligence
buttensor decentralizes stupidity

the thesis is literally in the name

we want to build a cultural layer around bittensor that anyone can walk into

you shouldn’t need to read a research paper to be in on the joke

you see an ass on your timeline
you join the chat
you start making memes

two weeks later you’re explaining tao to your girlfriend and she’s asking what happened to you

that’s the vision

and that’s where the new identity comes in

a clean recognizable logo that works on your pfp and everywhere else we show up

looks like some serious research is happening
closer inspection raises concerns

the logo gives us something recognizable
the community supplies the brain damage

you’ve probably already seen the first symptoms

smart people with increasingly large asses on their foreheads

the smarter you get
the bigger the forehead butt

buttelligence

scientists
ai founders
tao personalities
your mutual who understood one subnet thread

everyone is eligible

simple enough to get instantly
stupid enough to remember
easy enough for anyone to make their own

the goal is for someone to see forehead cheeks anywhere on the internet and immediately think buttensor

and when someone comes up with an even better meme we run with it

this culture gets to evolve with the people making it

make memes
make art
build weird shit
bring your funniest friend

you don’t need to wait for an admin to give you a task

a dev can launch a token
a community gives people a reason to keep showing up

quick housekeeping before the intern gets fired

x and telegram already have the new branding

dex screener is next and may take a day or so to catch up since that update takes a little longer

if you still see the old mascot there during the transition he hasn’t escaped retirement

same idiots
new identity
much bigger vision

the buttensor CTO continues

bittensor is the brain
buttensor is the ass

🍑τ

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

diamonds are just butts that handled the pressure

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

six hundred thousand fucking dollars in $TAO distributed to $BUTT holders

proof of cheeks is no longer a theoretical framework

only possible on Stonklana @LaunchOnSF

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

$BUTT has officially redistributed an entire day of Bittensor emissions to holders.

3,600 $TAO.

one full day of Bittensor emissions.

redistributed by a coin with an ass on its logo.

incredible technology.

actually i lied

we’re still 970 $TAO short but i got too excited and posted this early

whatever

we’ll get there 🍑τ

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

one of the most offensive arguments against Buttensor is slowly becoming its strongest one

“these people don’t know anything about Bittensor. they’re only here because of a stupid meme and the money”

yeah.

that’s literally the point.

how many people are going to discover $TAO because they made money on $BUTT, started receiving TAO rewards every day and eventually asked themselves:

wait, what the fuck is Bittensor actually?

people hate admitting it but some of the biggest $BUTT holders today were introduced to Bittensor through Buttensor memes

and i’m one of them

i’m not technical
i’m not a big brain
half this ecosystem still goes over my head

i found Bittensor because a stupid butt coin started paying me in $TAO

then i got curious

now i’m here

the stupid entry point into something incredibly smart was never the weakness

it might be the entire fucking point 🍑τ

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

this is probably painful to hear for TAO maxis and OGs who are deeply rooted in the tech and culture, but $BUTT might end up being one of the biggest retail onboarding mechanisms TAO gets

whether you like it or not, the more $BUTT succeeds, the more people will ask what TAO is, why Bittensor matters, and why the ecosystem exists in the first place

we’ve seen this movie before with zcat: culture and speculation can become the front door to something much deeper

does TAO succeed without $BUTT? absolutely

does TAO probably succeed even harder with $BUTT bringing in a completely new audience? also yes

embrace it or ignore it

either way, the ass wins

HIGHER

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

@blknoiz06 butt mode

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

@blknoiz06 man what the FUCK

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

@MaxSebti if you’re never getting anything wrong, you’re probably not trying enough things

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

did you know $BUTT is a community takeover?

no dev. no team. just people who believe a meme should outlive whoever deployed it.

intelligence gets to be decentralized. stupidity deserves the same rights.

let the market decide what happens to the ass.

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

@lcnxyz

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

been sitting on my ass 12hrs+ a day, a lot of inefficiencies in the doing absolutely nothing space

probably one of the last times in our lifetime where you can accumulate decentralized intelligence through centralized buttcheeks before AGI/ASI arrives

its time to go full buttensor

[leo lucian @lcnxyz]

Been working 12hrs+ a day from the beginning, a lot of inefficiencies in the AI forecasting space

Probably one of the last times in our lifetime where you can build decentralized AI before AGI/ASI arrives

Its time to go full Bittensor

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

we’ve had requests for OTC buys and honestly fair enough. slippage is criminal when you’re trying to size in.

but we haven’t set anything up and the community honestly could not give less of a fuck 😭

every big holder bought through the same route. we all got fucked.

you want a big $BUTT bag, you pay the big $BUTT toll.

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

there is no team

i love you

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

3% in 3% out

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

@APompliano ready

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

just a bunch of idiots with an ass logo and dangerous levels of creativity

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

@ExploitSummit is about to experience what happens when a broke community has no booth, no marketing budget, and way too much creativity

$BUTT guerrilla warfare begins soon

proof of cheeks is leaving the timeline

butt/acc

[Buttensor @buttensoronsol]

why do we have eyes
why is earth round
why do humans think
why do we breathe oxygen
why does the decentralized intelligence market have cheeks

some things are not meant to be understood brother