colypolyolie™

If mom only knew...

[colypolyolie™ @butter_wagon]

Don't be a hater, date a skater.

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You can watch fireworks on the night of the 4th and then watch videos of people blowing themselves up the next morning.

[colypolyolie™ @butter_wagon]

Roommates cats got out last night, no clue how to comfort her.

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Never dating a girl with more then 10 cats ever again.

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I hope they can put this bird down easy, I'm still hungover.

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Went to @Wendys and got a completely thawed warm frosty and Ice cold nuggets, what gives?

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Whatcher name?

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Yo Green Day really sold out.

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I want to go rock climbing but I can barely do 7 pull-ups in a row 🙄

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Can't spend any money if I sleep all day.

[colypolyolie™ @butter_wagon]

You offered me a piece of your pizza and that made me feel better, but you still don't get the point.

[colypolyolie™ @butter_wagon]

The other guy I get, but cheese? You mad about some mf cheese? If you're upset about damn cheese just say something we can figure it out.

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I just hope that it's the cold weather that's got everyone down.

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I should be able to drink at work.

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Can I put my carhartt and space heater away yet....

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Cincinnati weather is like a box of chocolates.

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New kid at work, khaki joggers, iPhone 7+ with no case, dockers, and a bulls fitted. "Do I have to where this ugly vest all the time?" Lol

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@FreelsNixx nah but I cleaned up my load with your ski mask

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We have REAL bonfires in Kentucky.

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I think a break from the lifestyle I've been living will do me some good.

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To do list
1. Do drugs
2. Brush teeth