Eli

Tizi’s mum

[Eli @butterborbo]

@Xunahora hola Sandra, cómo va? El viernes pasado compré en la feria d importa2 un secaplatos, a la noche me doy cuenta de q faltaba la bandeja de abajo, me conto Juli q tambien le falto algo de lo q compro y le repusieron. podran enviarmelo o yo pasar por el local a buscarlo?

[Eli @butterborbo]

Año 2053 y nuestros hijos: “hartos de abuelos metidos que se la pasan descalzando a nuestros bebes, BASTA!” #maternidad #delfuturo

[Eli @butterborbo]

Castrando psicologicamente a mis amigos/conocidos aun no padres... #MaternalMentalHealth

[Eli @butterborbo]

@OficialEdesur @AnaPaz20816765 Che yo lea mando privado y ni contestan

[Eli @butterborbo]

I hate ironing and never ever have I iron my clothes, but its almost LO's first day of pre-k, I must iron all his little cutie uniforms (the irony). #mom #Irony #kids

[Eli @butterborbo]

Lousy neighbors have a sleeping baby fucking radar. Every time my lo wants to sleep, they freaking start to play the mother fucking guitar. #hate #neighbours #baby #toddler #sleep

[Eli @butterborbo]

Fil: dont get him snacks! Food is almost ready!
5 seconds later..
Fil: hey boy, wanna some treats??
WASNT THE FUCKING FOOD ALMOST READY?! UGHH

[Eli @butterborbo]

Dont know who is dumber, my fil or me for trusting him. God

[Eli @butterborbo]

Judgy person that gets b!tch slapped by x.self #karma

[Eli @butterborbo]

Its 3 am, so its time to find new places to hide the cookies, chocolates, and all kind of prohibited snacks from the kid #mom #toddler #food #snacks

[Eli @butterborbo]

Estas viejo: cuando guardas las galletitas que sobraron, en lugar de comertelas a las 0:00hs #oldpeople #problemcookie

[Eli @butterborbo]

When you, a grownup, has to ask your toddler for permission.. #toddler #mom #permission

[Eli @butterborbo]

Everyone is my toddlers first choice but me. Yeah.. thank you kiddo, i love you too

[Eli @butterborbo]

When you teach your kid the “no” word and it backfires.. do you want to eat? NOO; do you want to brush your teeth? NOO; do you want to help mommy? NOO!
#toddler #mom

[Eli @butterborbo]

Its 2 am and I am searching for my cooking ware in my toddlers cooking station

[Eli @butterborbo]

When you have to ask for permission to use your own cooking ware, and your toddler denies it

[Eli @butterborbo]

Best purchase evaaa: tteokbokki ingredients, my life is complete now lol #tteok #kr #food

[Eli @butterborbo]

And… he was proud about it *facepalm*

[Eli @butterborbo]

Dont know if hubby is a genius or overly tired, but he pinned all the plastic clothes hangers.. hanged inside the house.. like.. to prevent a hurricane #husband #tired #robot #clothes #hangers #pin

[Eli @butterborbo]

Mom’s brain at 5 am: Im so f*cking tired! But wait, i need to think about how the baby would be like in 5 years #mom #TiredAF #kid #Insomnio

[Eli @butterborbo]

When toddler doesn’t behave at restaurants… nor eats at all #help #toddler #kids #pickyeater